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Nicola Sturgeon is recovering after unexpectedly going into labour and giving birth to a litter of kittens at Holyrood this afternoon.

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Nicola Sturgeon is recovering after unexpectedly going into labour and giving birth to a litter of kittens at Holyrood this afternoon. -
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Researchers at Rochdale Community University have proven conclusively that is impossible to look at a photograph of Michael Gove with a muttering the word “twat”.

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Researchers have proven conclusively that is impossible to look at a photograph of Michael Gove without muttering the word "twat".
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Indeed . He is 
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Brexit Campaigner Michael Gove was today looking for a new Court to be in charge of British Sovereignty as the one we have “seems to be no better than the last bunch”

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Brexit Campaigner Michael Gove was today looking for a new Court to be in charge of British Sovereignty as the one we have “seems to be no better than the last bunch” -
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The Oxford English Dictionary is to honour seven times unelected former leader of the United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP) Nigel Farage with his very own word in the planned 4th edition of the full English Dictionary.
The scheduled entry will see Nigel immortalised as the collective noun ...
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A recent survey of lobotomised knuckle dragging fuck nuggets revealed that they are fighting against the values that they themselves hold most dear.
We caught up with one of the  participants, Baz ‘Smiff’, a UKIP supporter who wants to remain anonymous, from 36 Sycamore Drive, ...
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A recent survey of lobotomised knuckle dragging fuck nuggets revealed that they are fighting against the values that they themselves hold most dear.
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Rumours are circulating of a culture of abuse at the MOD, which spilled over in a final steaming argument between the fat controller and Thomas the Trident Engine.
Said one source we contacted who worked with the Fat Controller;
“Ever since that tragic accident with Thomas the Tank engine,...
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Rumours are circulating of a culture of abuse at the MOD, which spilled over in a final steaming argument between the fat controller and Thomas the Trident Engine.
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In a move that has thoroughly confused political observers, Theresa May has instructed the Attorney General to appeal today’s Supreme Court judgement on Article 50 to the European Court of Justice.
“The sovereignty of the UK Parliament is a paramount objective of Brexit, and in order...
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In a move that has thoroughly confused political observers, Theresa May has instructed the Attorney General to appeal today's Supreme Court judgement on Ar -
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In a completely pointless landmark ruling costing millions the Supreme Court has had its final say.
Brexit means Brexit, which means both the Houses Parliament and Lords will have to vote on leaving the EU, just like with any other major decision affecting the UK.
In other news you get wet in...
#Article50
In a completely pointless landmark ruling costing millions the Supreme Court has had its final say. Brexit means Brexit, which means both the Houses Parlia -
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Sources at Number 10 today denied that there was any connection between elements of Theresa May’s new industrial strategy and the colossal Trident balls-up she tried to cover up.
Today’s green paper contains a promise to boost “science, technology, engineering and maths skills,...
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Sources at Number 10 today denied that there was any connection between elements of Theresa May's new industrial strategy and the colossal Trident balls-up -
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The secret of Press Secretary Sean Spicer’s propensity for hyperbolic bullshitacity has been revealed. 
He has reportedly been wearing a revolutionary new type of asbestos underwear to protect his gonads from incineration during press conferences.
As well as industrial grade asbestos...
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The secret of Press Secretary Sean Spicer's propensity for hyperbolic bullshitacity has been revealed. He has reportedly been wearing a revolutionary -
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Journalists and other easily baffled people were today up in arms that a thing being tested didn’t work as planned. 
Idiots the country over were shocked to be told that highly complicated and expensive systems have to be tested occasionally, rather than be left to decompose in a box...
#Alternativefacts, #Rochdale, #Trident
Journalists and other easily baffled people were today up in arms that a thing being tested didn't work as planned. Idiots the country over were shoc -
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People have been mixing up the Automobile Association and Alcoholics Anonymous on a massive scale, it has emerged.
Things came to a head recently when a Rochdale man was surprised to find when filling out his AA car insurance form that the questions were all about his drinking habits.
“I...
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People have been mixing up the Automobile Association and Alcoholics Anonymous on a massive scale, it has emerged.
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don't drink without licence !
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