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Lives in Columbia Gorge, OR
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Gene Wilder Interview from 2013

The late, great, Gene Wilder talks about his films.

Not unlike his famous portrayal of Willy Wonka, the actor was notorious for his reluctance to be put in the spotlight. He gave very few interviews and had mostly vanished from the public eye after he retired from film in the early '90s and became an author.

His works with Mel Brooks are some of the best comedy films ever created. Do yourself a favor and go watch Blazing Saddles if you haven't ever seen it.
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Pence: I'm white, but I ate KFC yesterday. I got this: "Just put a bowl over my head famey"
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#Thor #Ragnarok' Devo's Mark Mothersbaugh To Score Marvel Film

Avant-garde musician Mark Mothersbaugh became an icon of 1980's rock when he helped found the offbeat band Devo and he has composed original music scores for over 170 films and television shows. He's long been the go-to music man for directors such as Wes…
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  • "Art is long and life is short, and success is very far off." - Joseph Conrad
    Designer, freelance writer (fiction and non), present
  • Microsoft
  • McAfee
  • Visa USA
  • The World Health Organization
  • Wax Trax! Records
  • Cooper
  • ReplayTV
  • Sierra Online
  • Electronic Arts
  • Acclaim
  • Bisk Education/University Alliance
  • The Seasteading Institute
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  • SAP
  • Planned Parenthood
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Roseville, California - Saigon, Vietnam - Kailua Kona, Hawaii - Santa Cruz, California - Seattle, Washington - Portland, Oregon - Trenton, New Jersey - Tampa, Florida - Bend, Oregon - San Jose, California - Fremont, California - Heislerville, New Jersey - Bordentown, New Jersey - Carlisle, Pennsylvania - Manila, Philippines -
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an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness
Introduction
Robert N. Lee was born in New Jersey and has lived all over the place since, including Vietnam, Hawaii, and Florida. He now lives in the Columbia River Gorge with his dog, Otis. He has held somewhere around fifty jobs, ranging from commercial hot tar roofing to cooking in restaurants to designing software and web services for SAP, Microsoft, McAfee, the World Health Organization, and Planned Parenthood. He had to spend a year in Second Life once for a marketing job and worked on one of the worst video games of all time, so he has seen some shit, man. He has had stories and essays published in Fantasy Magazine and Clarkesworld and Shimmer, among other places. His Xbox gamertag is Vee Ecks and he is robertnlee many places online you might look for him that aren’t Facebook.


As people keep asking, some links to stuff online I've written, and books with stories or pieces by me in them.

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"The Most Important Genre Novel You'll Never Read" at Clarkesworld.

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Writer's Workshop of Horror - I wrote an essay on Stephen King for this award-winning book of writing tips and advice with a bunch of big giant names in the TOC

Alone On the Darkside - The final story, "Sometimes I Think If I Stand By the Phone It May Ring," is mine.

Damned Nation - Co-edited this anthology with Dave Wilbanks, featured stories by William F. Nolan, Poppy Z. Brite, Tom Piccirilli, got a bunch of honorable mentions that year. I'm very proud.

NOTE TO PEOPLE CIRCLING ME: I get a lot of circle adds every day, a lot of them are spam and junk accounts, I can't possibly keep up with all of them, unless I want to make that a full time job. The best way to get me to circle you back is: speak up. I mostly circle new people after I have a conversation with them and they seem kewl. Comment on something I said or post something so awesome I have to comment. It may not be a perfect filter, but it keeps out most of the spammers and whatnot, anyway. 
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