LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR
Come on guys, I'm a filthy atheist and even I know that one! It's the second commandment, dammit! Yet that small technicality doesn't stop a
raving homophobe true biblethumper from chastising a woman (who happens to be a mother of 4 and a widow), claiming that the rainbow solar lights in her yard are relentlessly gay and threatening to call the police on her (to report what, exactly?). The neighbor points out that "this is a Christian area and there are children".
Good thing she happens to be totally awesome and instead of taking down her lawn ornaments, she started a GoFundMe campaign to help fund even more relentlessly gay decorations.
Damn straight I donated to this glorious cause. Might I suggest putting up the second commandment in 10 feet letters, flashing with all the colors of the rainbow? Or maybe just spend it all on hiring Village People cover bands to perform YMCA 24/7.