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Rob Colbert
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Attended Community College of Allegheny County
Lives in Pittsburgh, PA
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  • Community College of Allegheny County
  • Carnegie Mellon University
  • Sto-Rox Senior High School
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Voltage Technician, subterran
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Would rather be an Unregistered Human
Introduction
I've been writing software professionally for more than 20 years and am currently working as a full-stack web developer on my own project because I've entirely given up on the corporate world. Long story, and yes, I'd be happy to share some time. It's un-fucking-pleasant, I can't be convinced otherwise and I accept nothing but contracts.

I do not consider, accept or in any want permanent/full-time employment. If it's all going to be a lie, then just at least be down to Earth. You need a thing done yesterday. That's all you need. I'm that whole problem's solution. It will cost you. But, that's just fair.

In the past, I've tinkered with the Linux kernel, written Amiga MOD players in Assembly on DOS, built some of the best video games and networked applications of a variety of scales alongside some of the best and absolute worst people in several different industries and domains.

Then, one day: I fucking stopped.
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I don't brag.
Work
Occupation
Makes Computers Do Stuff
Skills
Veteran Computer Programmer, Sound Design, Audio Production, Music Composition, Invention
Employment
  • Independent
    Rob, 2014 - 2014
    I am literally just doing me for a while focusing 100% of my energy and time on Pulsar CMS - an open source content management system I've created.
  • Independent
    The Technician, 2012 - 2014
    I decided to make an attempt at divorcing my 20+ year software development career and venture out on my own. I'm currently producing music and soundtracks for use in film, video, TV, Web more while building GENERATOR, an in-browser desktop audio workstation built entirely in HTML5.
  • Weapons-Grade Corporate Stupidity
    Abused Idiot, 2003 - 2012
    I don't want to talk about it, okay? I had a bad experience. Period.
  • Cottage Industry Gaming
    Idealistic Dipshit Zombie, 1990 - 2002
    I cherish the opportunities I had to work alongside the awesome people I met; I'm proud of the innovations and accomplishments we made and of the awesome things we built together (like the gaming industry itself...by hand...in Assembly if we had to).
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Pittsburgh, PA
Previously
Mountain View, CA - Sunnyvale, CA - McKees Rocks, PA - Pittsburgh, PA - Fremont, CA - Hunt Valley, MD - San Diego, CA - Corpus Christi, TX - Walnut Creek, CA - Petaluma, CA - San Francisco, CA - Ramona, CA - San Marcos, CA

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This is why we have the Second Amendment.
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I have to wonder if the people commenting here against the sheriff realize that the sheriff was saying he does NOT think that cannabis is the scourge of the black community. Those are the politician's words. He was expecting the officer to agree, and is laughing IN SURPRISE at the fact that he did not.

The officer is trying to specifically say that cannabis is far less dangerous than cocaine, meth, etc.
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Amy captured some lightning strikes in Penn Hills, PA just now!
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Another blast from the past.
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Genius. That's my whole comment. Have the Trim Station, and will be ordering a several of these.
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+Scott Clark I already have two :)
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Here's one piece of tech I do enjoy using because it works and does its job without a lot of complaints.
 
Oracle is proud to announce the availability of VirtualBox 5.0 Release Candidate 1.
This release is a major improvement which include a large number of enhancement and bug fixes.
All details available here:
https://blogs.oracle.com/virtualization/entry/oracle_vm_virtualbox_5_04
Please do NOT use this VirtualBox Release Candidate release on production machines. A VirtualBox Release Candidate release should be considered a bleeding-edge release meant for early evaluation and testing purposes.
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This has +Javier Barberena written all over it ;)
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Quick test merging trichome video + photos from our 150-300x USB microscope.
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It's a back to the old school kind of night from an era when synthesis wasn't automatic and neither was the mastering.

"I'm the head of the house. I'm the watchman on the wall. I'm the gatekeeper."
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Still an old favorite for when the mix needs to get darker.
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After dragging my software development career to the trash and emptying it in November of last year, ready to say I've been spending the past five years learning to grow everything and effectively smoking one really, really long joint, more bowls than I could count and more vapor than most would understand. I said fuck it, put that career in a bucket, got high, stayed high, asked why? then said goodbye.

Today? This is my office. I built it by hand. I taught myself to grow with help from many people I actually respect who are trying to do more good in a given day than ANYONE I can describe from my former life.

Thankful to have made this switch; never looking back.
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