I teach advanced mathematics. I also make children cry. These things may or may not be related.
I'm starting up my seventh year of teaching, and have previously taught: Calculus, Pre-Calculus, Algebra 2, Geometry, Algebra, Pre-Algebra, Physics, Games and Game Theory, Statistics, Linear Algebra, Advanced Geometry, Number Theory, Physics of Superheroes, Foundations of Western Religion, Understanding Islam, Modern Religions, Senior and Junior Seminars, Introduction to Folklore.
In other news, I like stuff and things. Also games. And puzzles.