Quick guide to a faster, stabler Android:  triple wipe, clear dalvik, reset battery stats, format /system regularly, limit the clock when screen is off, use random schedulers (the less characters in its name, the better), amusingly-named CPU governors (the more your 8-year old giggles at its name, the better), and top it off with an off-spec LCD density for improved app compatibility. And now the new hotness, use the less-than-random non-blocking PRNG to mess up the pool used by cryptography and apparently nothing else.

Equivalent guide for a faster, stabler car: Paint flames on the side doors, and hammer a 4x2 plank to the trunk's lid.


Screw this, I'm doing cars.
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