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Reuben Helms
Works at Celentia Pty Ltd
Attended Queensland University of Technology
Lives in Australia
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I'll clean you, my repo, and all your little branches, too.
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Note to self: a reference for when you want to avoid describing a dangley bit on a lower case g.
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+1 to you for solving my iis redirect issue.
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Not quite. Install http redirection. It's a role service not installed by default. 
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Wow. Has it been that long? I guess it has. Getting a quick update out the way. In the last year, I've moved house, twice, and have been enjoying family lift with the little tyke and wife. I guess that's all the excuse I need, not to post here. I've also been playing Clash of Clans since January ...
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Douchebaggery, douchebaggery. What is that, exacerry? 'Tis said to be like dickery, But the shitte isn't as stickery.
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I'm noticing the weapon in the pic. I've not seen the movie, and I probably won't get to see it until it's released on BD, so I'm wondering from the position of ignorance.

If that weapon is transformer tech, made out of the stuff that transformers are made of (they're always transforming limbs into weapons. could have been inspired by Astroboy), then why isn't "Why are you hitting/shooting yourself?" in there.

Surely Wahlberg got to repeated smash a transformer in the face with the butt of that thing.
 
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By now, anybody about to sit through a Michael Bay film knows what to expect: Lots of high-impact explosions, plenty of urban destruction, and an endless supply of bad, bloated dialogue. But the 165 mind-pummeling minutes of Transformers: Age of Extinctionrepresents a new high in low-brow one-liners, with nearly all the characters — human or otherwise – speaking as though they learned how to talk by watching WWE matches. But don’t take our word f...
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If you should happen to have Trello for iOS installed, have a read of their latest update readme. It's entertaining.
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It's a lonely world, looking for .NET 3.5 solutions to invalid Xml characters in your strings.
It's a little less lonely with this blog entry in it.
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Heh... regexp p0wns XML. This feeds my confirmation bias nicely Also... +1'ed JIC I need to one day fight this fight. 
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You'll only make it worse
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Quite amusing
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Software Engineer
Skills
Software Development, primarily for web - PHP, HTML, CSS, Javascript, C#
Employment
  • Celentia Pty Ltd
    Software Engineer, 2005 - present
  • Star Systems/GBST
    Software Developer, 1995 - 2001
  • Onetel UK
    Software Developer, 2001 - 2004
  • Webcentral / Melbourne IT
    Software Developer, 2005 - 2007
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Currently
Australia
Previously
New Zealand and Australia - New Zealand - Australia - England
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aka Reubly Deubly
Introduction
From across the sea, I came to the Great Southern Land. Rake-ish and with a funny accent, it's been a strange time fitting in, but now, I'm simply me.

I've traveled afar, and have had fun while doing it.  I'm now in that settling down zone, with the house and the car and the little feet padding down the hallway.

My circle of friends is small and not quite circle shaped. I'm comfortable in solitude, and completely satisfied with the company of the one.

I enjoy computer games, music, my work, my home life.  I've got a baby daughter who is the center of my work. One day, I might get back to Tae Kwon Do, but for the moment, I satisfy my exercise with a run about the block.  It's a life balance that will hopefully see me kicking for quite some time to come.

When I get really old, I hope to be a grumpy old man with an active cane.  Though I suspect I'll be an old fart in baggy shorts, listing to the same 90s rock and grunge that I have been for the last decade.

I'm not playing games on G+ anymore.  It was fun while it lasted (Monster World, City of Wonder and Zombie Lane), but with the exception of Guild Wars 2 on my PC, most of my gaming is limited to what I can play on my iPhone.
Education
  • Queensland University of Technology
    Software Engineering, 1992 - 1994
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