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Genius Creator & Dictator of Many Worlds... Sci-Fi/Fantasy Author with Colossal Imagination
Genius Creator & Dictator of Many Worlds... Sci-Fi/Fantasy Author with Colossal Imagination

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RB: “Why is Randy crying? Demon, what did you do?” Demon: “Why the hell do you think it was me?” RB: “You’re usually the cause.” Randy: “I’m so sorry, RB! I didn’t know.” RB: “Know what?” Angel: “Demon found out about the rejection letter you got from a…

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Angel: “Demon listen, in life, there will be rejection.” Demon: “Not if you have enough money.” Angel: “Money doesn’t control everything.” Demon: “Hell yeah it does.” Angel: “As I was saying, RB is well aware that there will be rejection letters. And…

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Demon: “RB! RB! RB where the hell are you?” Angel: “Demon, calm down. RB isn’t here. What is wrong?” Demon: “This is what’s wrong.” Hands Angel a piece of paper. “Did you know that RB got a rejection letter from a literary agent?” Angel: “Well… I didn’t…

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Computer: “Demon, you are not authorized to access RB’s email.” Demon: “Whatever, just log me on.” Computer: “Access Denied: All usage permissions must got through RB.” Demon: “Dammit, Computer, do I need to go get a cup of water and douse you with it?”…

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When All Else Fails #writing #blog #fiction

The Interviewer: “Well, since RB has disappeared. I am authorized, with her permission, to interview you all in her absences.” Angel: “Excuse me?” Demon: “Damn, double damn. I should’ve known there was a reason RB gave you a new title. DAMN!” Angel:…

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Deceptively Sweet #blog #writing #fiction

Angel: “Demon, there are better ways to tell someone to come back later, instead of having Randy scream like a hyper child.” Demon: “Yep, I could tell her to go to Hell.” Angel: “No! Why would you…? Never mind. I’ll do it. Randy!” Randy: “Angel! Yes,…

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The Normal Crazy #blog #writing #fiction

Angel: “Why is Randy running around Miss Interviewer?” Demon: “Good question… I think it has something to do with her looking like a cupcake.” Angel: “Cup… She looks nothing like a cupcake! Where did he get that idea?” Demon: “Hell if I know.” Angel: “The…

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Running Interference #writing #blog #fictioin

Demon: “Oh hell, look who’s coming?” Randy: “Oh, it’s…oh…That’s the interviewer lady.” Demon: “Annoying as hell is more like it.” Randy: “RB is still trying to get herself grounded from the move, she doesn’t have time for any questions. What should we…

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Beware of Flying Boxes... #writing #blog

RB: “Randy, Demon, be careful moving that bookshelf, it’s heavy.” Randy: “Aye, aye captain.” Demon: “Shit, no saluting until after we’ve moved this bastard. It’s heavy.” Randy: “You can handle it.” Demon: “Just keep moving and stop blabbing.” Randy: “I…

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Forgive of Clutter... #writing #blog

Angel: “Randy?” Randy: “Over here!” Angel: “Where?” Randy: “Behind the big pile of boxes?” Angel: “Which pile?” Randy: “The pile already sealed and ready to go.” Angel: “There are several. Please be more specific…” Randy: “Marco!” Angel: “You’ve got to be…
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