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I'M BACK, BITCHES!! NEW EPISODE OF =3!!! I'M BACK - Ray William Johnson Video Retweet if you like babies and cute puppies and stuff! :D
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HES DOING MY MUM!!!....like a BOSS...wait.... =/
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FINALLY a new vid
 
lmfaooo... but it seems like the same everytime?
 
Liked Gabriel, Bobby and Kassem
 
ur the da bomb Ray William Johnson
 
RWJ would go on vacation from the show for 6 weeks...oh..wait....
 
Not a funny ron paul joke at all, the sheep are the people glued on the tv believing everything they say
 
Rwj would yell MASHED POTATOES when that guitar gets that air
 
Rape midgets while they puke rainbows
 
Yeah, okay, we did miss you. Don't let it get to your head. :P
 
The videos r so much more better when he films them
 
Where the hell you been!!! Welcome Back!!!
 
Get into a Wall Street Journal article!
 
Answer: Get into a Wall Street Journal article!
 
Awesome...those other guys were horrible!
 
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... :(

T~T
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Garfunkel and Oates one was the worst of the guest videos
 
u should make a video review about the tishrt girl
 
you should make a vid of an insane stunt that only you can do
 
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Dam took you long enough ray! mr. I make a million dollers on youtube XD
 
Welcome back, Ray. I hope you had fun doing whatever it was you did. Now send Fluffy back.

That's what Ray would do. He'd send Gabriel back to host the show.
 
Ray would do anyone / anything that is stupid, naive, or influenced enough to get into his white van with tented windows. Kids don't let kids take Kit-Kats from Ray.
 
Ray William Johnson would leave all his fans for a MONTH....a month Ray!
 
RWJ would would tell you: HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A F$%K!!!
 
he would leave us for a month....... like a dick 8=>
 
he would have bruce lee teach him how to kill chuck noris so there well be no more jokes
hahahahahahhaha
 
Ray would beat the sh!t out of everyone who tries to take his number one spot and would say this many times I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6 witch U
 
life without the possibility of parole
 
Obviously not come up with some funny jokes...
 
scare the shit out of Gabriel...!
 
Make a bad joke and think that it was hilarious.
 
Welcome back, Ray, we missed you (",)
 
Ohh that dog... Thanks! And about the question - Probably chasing dogs...
 
Yes ray ur back. So happy much better then Kassem G…
 
niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
RWJ would do it like they do on the discovery channel.
 
He will bring back the fluffy guy after his tour as a co-host!
 
Ray would get your lazy women ass in the kitchen all night then not call you the next day. Thats how he rolls
 
oohhh :( i like it more without you.... JUST KIDDING YOU GUY
 
Where the f*** were u? Hippo ass explosion strip club?
 
Spend 7 hours flat ironing your hair because WHOS A PRETTY PRINCESS????
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You are finally back! I have missed you sooooo much.
 
You're in my Following circle and I don't even remember circling you!
 
do you people actually think that he reads these commments?
 
He will do a guitar swing but still waiting...
 
Hey wouldn't pick this comment cause he's a gay homo fag even though I comment on every video but hey... Still waiting
 
RWJ would be doing your mom, but when he wants to, because not a puppet
 
i,ve been wondering..... if ray is reviewing all these vids.. who's gonna review ray?... :P and ur wrong Ray.. that dog wasn't screaming like a bitch... it was screaming like a bitch getting threatened 2 b tea bagged. :P
 
I don't think the Ron Paul supporters liked that joke. :P
 
he´s gonna fade us for another month for his "project"
 
lol Gaywilliamjohnson is epic!
-homorobofag ;)
 
Fat boys back from mexico i here he was helping his essays across the bored
 
I do not care the question ... I missed you! little fagot
 
ray would go to a strangers house and say "ONE OF US!"
 
ray would go to a sheep's house and say "BAAAAA ** ME!"
 
did I miss Margaret Cho? (runs to check)
 
was Bobby Lee really Margaret Cho in disguise?
 
Stephen Tylers clone Tyler Stephen
 
LoL :) i though u quit . Oh well next time i wont get my hopes up!! Kiddin
 
Smoke massive amounts of pot and crack.
 
RAY!!! What took you so long? I feel like I'm STILL WAITING
 
Ray would do ANYTHING... like that dog with the fine ass and functioning vagina
 
i lost 15 secs of my life from Ray's but :(
 
Ray would go to the kitchen and make a sandwich.
 
anything with a p̶u̶l̶s̶e̶ hole
 
your mom your moms mom and all of your sisters.. mabey your dad to if he has time
 
I didnt miss you, you gay homo fag
 
He would abandon us for fake rays giving rise to unsubscribes and abandonment issues. 
 
he would get in two cars with a tiny camel.

Crap. i don't think that's how it went..............
 
Hey your back now get ur lazy ass over here and become my garden gnome!
 
simple he is going to hangout gnome and leprechaun for a drinking contest
 
He would do my mom.... wait..... WHAT!?!?!?
 
At the end ray sounded like one of those balloons that makes noise
 
Ray would make us wait 2 weeks for an episode with a political joke in it
 
dude its been forever........ its like im................ still waiting
 
Ray would leave and cast some shit heads to take his shit spot.
 
he'd start talkin to himself in the corner of his masturbation spot in his room and make bad jokes...or be short
 
Never making one of the winning comments to rays show
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he will throw another baby but this time to Justin biver
 
Never apply "the shocker". (1 finger in the bum, 2 in the nearby hole)
 
Yeah the short douchebag has returned!!!! haha
 
Ray William Johnson would go on another vacation...
 
What would ray do? probably tiny woodland creatures. thats my guess
 
What would Ray William Johnson do? He would stalk and do your mom daily because he is a real man!
 
those co host people sucked gabriel and that asian guy was the only good ones
 
He would... Your face!! God damn it!!
 
If was Ray I would go on a vacation and when I came back I would think people were happy to see me.
 
if i was ray i would grow lolz or maybe get a pair of stilts haha nice 2 have u back on =3 ray
 
this was so much better when had had that cat at the end of his vids and doin' your mom played
 
Great to have you back, =3 without Ray is like two and a half men without charlie sheen.
 
Ray would do anything with two legs and a heartbeat.
 
Well, I know what I'd do..........derp But I guess he'd throw his Guitar XD
 
ray would sit on his couchn jacking off to his man porn
 
Here's a loke for the still waiting band, I'm still waiting to get off of fuckin hold
 
i'm still waiting for wwe'13 on the psp. you've been warned thq!
 
Sit on da couch 4 weeks thinking of jokes
 
RWJ would disappear for a month and return strangely happier and suspiciousless shorter than when he left.
Josh Mc
 
i love you ray
 
RWJ would probably do tht girl in video.
 
Ray you make it sound like your here to F my dog!
 
+1 this comment if you're not GAY
 
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad your back!
 
he would probably take an arrow in the knee
 
He would go to the funfair on holiday.
Oh wait; there's a height requirement...
 
Welcome back, we have missed you like a kick in the balls.. wait..wait.. like a.. damn.. no words to explain the pain..
 
RWJ would also start uploading videos in 1080p HD like in the good old gangster days!
 
some guys are saying that ray is not funny now........i dont!
 
It sucks that only the video with the weird ass dog with the Rebecca Black voice it's still viewable. :(
 
Ray William Johnson would turn you into ONE OF HIM...
 
This is a message to the genius below me, have you ever went to breakingNYC? here it showed what was Ray doing. geez. Dumb people these days.
 
Also Ray has a life outside the Internet, you know. No reason to f**king rage just because Ray was gone for nearly a month. Plus Gabe and Bobby Lee were funny.
 
A fight between who and who? Is it a chick fight...I'm there.
 
Hey, you never went anywhere...or,did you?
 
RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON IS BACK IN BLACK (:
 
he would fu*k his girl if he would be straight
 
Ya man, thats right, you faggot
 
Hey ianis gay hows the gay life going
 
ima get all you ladies im beat yu sence less and beat you until yu die pussy yu all can smd
 
He would enslave the Jews and attempt to create a master race of midgets who drink orphan tears!
 
To regain those subs that was lost because of HOLIDAY .. bitch.
 
Chinese fire drill with the car on the freeway.
'weeeeeeeeee!' SPLAT
 
He would swoop down in your time of need and kill the bad guys with his Canon Penis!
 
He would go on vacation and leave us.... Wait, SOMEBODY already did that
Ryan C
 
Fluffy was better
 
Yay everyone but Iglesias and Kassem G sucked now ray's back
 
Its not what he would do but what he is doing ... YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!
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he would on vacation for a freakin month (project) yeah right:)
 
Join the Still waiting concert and throw his drums
 
GEZUS IM SO AMPED RAYS BACK NOW WE CAN HEAR HIS CRAZY FREAKING JOKES :D
 
He would go shoot ps3 and play some saint row the third on xbox360
 
He would not let us an endless time wihout any news.......still waiting ! (no more now :-)))))
 
You let us suffer.....HOW WAS YOUR MOTHERF***ING VACTION RAY?

 
Hey Ray William Johnson. Was gonna tell a joke about you. I hope that's okay. Your turning into a fly! Mwuahahaha! Shut up you midget! JK your awesome!
 
/watch?v=FRPmaapbaJ8
/watch?v=HN3DPd5yvXI THIS TWO VIDEOS IS TOTTALY FUNNY PLEASE WATCH IT :D tnx a lot
 
Lego Man in Space Please review this video, Mr. Ray William Johnson. It's freakin viral! It once owned the Gold in Trending medal!
 
This is my message to every gay hipster who keeps using the same overused comment: Ray wasn't in a vacation! And if he would, then it's no reason to bitch that fucking much!
 
Whos in bed with your mom ray
 
i Just bought the same glasses like yours :D :D <3
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omg its the garden gnome jkjk i love yueh ray lolz jk but yeah ur awesome funny as he'll
 
what would ray do? He'd let Gabriel Iglesias come back and go on another vacation hahahahaha jk it's good to have you back ray.
 
almost 400 hundred comments here, tryied to read some, got really bored so i thought that i would post one more so you would have more work to do, i don't care what you do, although i can guess and say that you spend your time straightening each strand of hair to be longer, so you would look taller..
 
Tell another lame joke...haha
 
hey ray its everything fine whith your sex change surgery???
 
hardcore rocking done right breaking ur shit wen its all over
 
yfm should make a music vid wit ytf that would be the best vid ever
 
STILL be waiting for a girlfriend
 
Id clone lance so i could beat his ass with a mechanical bull...laugh hysterrically and then feel bad lol
 
i would clone you.. why? cause your RAYWILLIAM JOHNSON XD
 
OMG!!! The fight btwn dog and cat is awesome!!!!! lmao
 
ha....ha.......ha.............unsubscribe
Izzy M
 
I glad your back. I missed you.!!!! :)
 
Retweet? Wheres that button? Better ask twitter for a lend of it
 
dude what took you so long!?!?! lyk WTF yo! jjust keeding!aha
 
the welsh are steriotyped as sheep shaggers... not the scottish...
 
dude you clearly don't understand. Steven Tyler looks like a baboon!
 
wanna laugh watch this One Direction & Justin Bieber LOL-Cover - Masketta Fall its sooo funny
 
Ray would do everything; yet nothing at all.
 
william is my most favoirte you tub show
 
if you hold your mawth opin you might git bugs in thaer
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