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Hey, it's Jeff the diseased lung wearing a cowboy hat.
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So this is why they wear magic underwear!
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It's Monday.  A fitting song for the day.
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Forty five years ago today, I excitedly woke up just before 2am, and went into the lounge to turn on the TV. I sat alone and watched entranced as Neil Armstrong and Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin became the first human beings to set foot upon another world. I was twelve years old, but I can remember it as if it was only yesterday.
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Es lindo recordar.
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A fantastic blast from the past.  I first heard this on a late night radio show hosted by John Peel, back around 1972.
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Warning: Rant
Seriously, what is the problem that people have with passwords? It's not rocket science - type it correctly and it lets you in, type it wrong, and it doesn't. So, when it tells you that the password you entered is wrong, that should tell you that you entered the password wrong! It's not an indication that the system is broken, no matter how many times you tell me "I typed it correctly - that's always been my password".
When I ask you what you think your password is, AND I CHANGE IT TO THAT, and then it works, that is an indication that it wasn't actually your password before. It's also an indication that you're a f**kwit and should not be allowed near a keyboard, but we're not allowed to say that.
But, when I've fixed your problem, and you specifically ask me what the problem was, and I tell you that your password was not what you thought it was, DON'T ARGUE WITH ME AND TELL ME IT WAS!

I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you shut the hell up now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
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Smite them, O Mighty Smiter!
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we came whirling 
out of nothingness 
scattering stars 
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Two Hundred Billion Stars

When we say the Milky Way has 200 billion stars in it, what do we mean?

This. We mean this.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2014/10/12/milky_way_photo_the_galactic_center_by_robert_gendler.html
The sheer scale of space is overwhelming. Oh, sure, we have words to make it more palatable, like “light years” — as if a distance of 10 trillion kilometers is graspable by our puny simian brains. And when I think about our galaxy, the Milky Way, I know that it’s 100,000...
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Einstein established the concept that time is relative. As far as today is concerned, the relative is that uncle who turns up unexpectedly on Christmas day, devours all the mince pies and sherry, whilst expressing every conceivable bigotry imaginable, and who then falls asleep in the comfy armchair reeking of cigarettes and farts.
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Better than the original
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ahaha this is gold!
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