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Ways to manage stress:

- take 10 deep breaths
- prioritize tasks
- try yoga
- get a massage
- murder a stranger
- take a brisk walk
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Spring is here! Don't forget to get some fresh air over the weekend. ;-)
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Greek Mythology in 5 words:
Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling horny.
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An Incredibly Close Look at How Scientists Are Able to View Individual Atoms
A recent episode of the The American Chemical Society series Reactions takes an incredibly close look at how scientists are able to view individual atoms. Although many important discoveries about ...
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How to Quickly and Easily Cut a Watermelon Into Cubes
Taras Kulakov (aka CrazyRussianHacker) demonstrates a simple and quick way of cutting watermelon into cubes. His method preserves the rind so that it can be reused as a bowl from which to serve the...
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The crab bisque, in case you were wondering, was absolutely delicious. Between slurps, I asked the chef—the human winner of MasterChef that is—the most important question: "Does the robot make better bisque than you?"

"Yep. It's more reliable. It makes a good bisque every time. I'm only human—there's a lot more variation when I make it."
Imagine waking up to a robot-cooked breakfast every morning.
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I invented a heat index scale for my restaurant, Han Dynasty, so people don't send dishes back to the kitchen, one of the biggest cultural insults in China.
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Color-Changing Pfeffer’s Flamboyant Cuttlefish at the Monterey Bay Aquarium in California
Pfeffer's flamboyant cuttlefish (Metasepia pfefferi) show off their vibrant color-change camouflage and pugnacious attitudes in this short video from the Monterey Bay Aquarium. In addition to their...
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‘Self Consuming Self’, A Giant Mural in San Francisco of a Man Viewing His Own Heart With a Microscope
A man thoughtfully observes his own heart through a microscope in the new large-scale mural Self Consuming Self by street artist BiP. The mural is part of an ongoing Bay Area street art series by t...
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Prolonged occupation of chair and bed. Oppressing them under my (not quite) steel butt.
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I have learned how to read and write.
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Friends, Dating, A relationship, Networking
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Chokolada, Matovilka
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It is I! Ranko!
Introduction
Without a heart, how am I to feel love? Without love, how am I to feel hate? And without hate, how am I to know the exquisite sensation of mild annoyance?
Bragging rights
I survived several colds and throat inflammations. And angina and a flu. Measles, too. I also fell of my bike a few times. Got a few scars (I hear chicks dig those, and I love chicken). Also, a kidney stone (do not want again 1/10 experience), and heart murmur when I was a child.
Education
  • Life and stuff
    1980 - present
    Learning to walk, and generally use my bodily functions. Practical lessons in getting wiser (or at least less stupid). Finding out about interesting stuff, then seeing something shiny and losing train of thought.
  • T.Š. Rudjera Boškovića
    Computing technician, 1994 - 1999
    Technical high school. Electronics and information technology subjects.
  • Infokatedra
    Network and system administrator, 2009 - 2009
    3 month course into basics of network and system administration based on Microsoft solutions.
  • O.Š. Augusta Cesareca
    1986 - 1994
    Elementary school. Not with Johnny Lee Miller and Lucy Liu, but that would've been cool.
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Križnog puta 62, Zagreb
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Highway Neki novi klinci
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The original movie trailer (2min 41sec), from Gene Wilder's classic movie.

Crosspoint - Devojka s čardaš nogama [HQ]
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DJ Krust & Saul Williams - Coded Language
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