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I feel like passing on some knowledge today...
Saying sorry for everything does not excuse your actions!
Here's a lesson Mom dukes taught me many,many moons ago and i still see it being passed around today. #goodjobmom  

One day we was walking and she was getting at me for a lie i told. So i said sorry. She stopped and said "Pick up that bottle." I was like wtf? What kind of parenting is this? Oh lawd.. Where the police at when you need them?  Once i had it in my hand she said "Now throw it on the ground". So i tossed it by the grass, She made me pick it up again so i could throw it until it broke. Once it broke she said "Now say sorry to it." I said sorry. She said "Is the bottle fixed?"...... "No your sorry didn't do ish to fix what you broke, now get your a$$ upstairs and do the dishes." 

The moral here is stop using the word sorry like Tic-Tacs. it's doesn't fix shit! specially if you use it over and over without fixing what your saying sorry for first.  Anyway since then i don't say sorry, i say My bad... lol jk

That's all i got 4 today, thanks for tuning in my G'z #sorry  
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...be learning your own teacup lesson! 
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This is round 1 of the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight on Saturday. The following rounds were pretty much the same. In case anyone missed it. Clearly there were no fuqs given! #maypac  
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Justin Bieber vs. Psy would have been more entertaining............ :)))
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I might make the switch.... Already signed up for my invite
Thoughts? opinions? #projectfi  
Before you decide to break with your mobile service provider in favor of Project Fi, here are 10 things about the service you should know first.
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Oh ok. You may wanna stay with your carrier or tack your usage to see how much data u use 
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I feel like fuqing up some comas tonight, but the way my bank account is set up imma have to settle with fuqing up some quarters. 
Hundred thou to a hundred thou
Give no fuqs yeah, We don't give no fuqs yeah.
#waynekilledthis  
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Keep Calm everyone it's just Taurus Season and this is how we come through.. Get down or lay down! #teamtaurus   #allday     I can't stop laughing at that lady running into the wall though.
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+Roland J. Ruttledge Thank you so much 
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She letting her sexy out in this video!! Me Hennessy and yoouuuuu!
#dejloaf       She could get it  ijs
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I am so efffing ready!!!! Let's Go Mets! 
#openingday   #NYMets  
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Good luck.. We were up 2-1 last I checked 
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You guys are Efffing awesome! Thank you all for the Birthday love.. I am truly blessed to have an amazing group of people circled. You guys talk hella trash but at the end of the day show love and that's all that matters. I tried to log on to FB real quick and i was dodging Pokes like May-weather. If i don't respond to your post don't take it personal it just means #idfwu       I got a million trillion things i'd rather fuqing do  lol just kidden. I'm still at work trying everything to leave early. I'm sitting at my desk with my birthday suit on hoping to get sent home, but no one seems to care.  Much love & respect my G'z
#teamtaurus  
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+Jackie Aquafina Thanks and never belated, always right on time.

+L. Fortune Good looks mY G. Everything good over here. Same to you Bro.
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I missed Jamie Foxx butchering singing the National Anthem on Saturday so i just watched it and this image is all i could think of. He thought he was going to be able to party all night, double fisting drinks and still be able to pull it off.  I guess what happens in Vegas, eventually becomes a meme!
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Lol, stoppp XD
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I woke up at 2 am, first thing i see is a African American news reporter from my area but who traveled to Baltimore to cover the story of the riots. All he was talking about is how the locals (which are mostly blk) Have burned down a Senior citizens complex that was funded by a church. and a few police cars..  It's pretty clear whose side he is on as well as the media, He was 100% willing to throw his own people under the bus for a check.  I didn't hear him mention  *Freddy Gray* not once, or anything positive about us. How can we win this? I don't even want to be on Social media today because i am tired of the images. I want to pick up my bags and my lil princess and just leave this planet behind. Whose with me?
#Baltimore   #freddiegray   #fuqthemedia  
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awww you welcome +Randy YG pazant  ^_^
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I am on my way...
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I used to like Floyd Mayweather but this is one of the reasons he going to hit that mat on May 2nd... $25,000 Mouthpiece with a real $100 dollar bill inside...  He also recently copped a $300,000 decked out party bus. We all know he got bread but now is the time to be training plain and simple. Don't sleep on Pacman. We all saw what happened to Apollo Creed in Rocky Iv when he slept on Drago! #teampacquiao  
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Yes sir!!!
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