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I feel like passing on some knowledge today...
Saying sorry for everything does not excuse your actions!
Here's a lesson Mom dukes taught me many,many moons ago and i still see it being passed around today. #goodjobmom  

One day we was walking and she was getting at me for a lie i told. So i said sorry. She stopped and said "Pick up that bottle." I was like wtf? What kind of parenting is this? Oh lawd.. Where the police at when you need them?  Once i had it in my hand she said "Now throw it on the ground". So i tossed it by the grass, She made me pick it up again so i could throw it until it broke. Once it broke she said "Now say sorry to it." I said sorry. She said "Is the bottle fixed?"...... "No your sorry didn't do ish to fix what you broke, now get your a$$ upstairs and do the dishes." 

The moral here is stop using the word sorry like Tic-Tacs. it's doesn't fix shit! specially if you use it over and over without fixing what your saying sorry for first.  Anyway since then i don't say sorry, i say My bad... lol jk

That's all i got 4 today, thanks for tuning in my G'z #sorry  
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+Victoria Dipaola​ I think you got the wrong post..
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Best hit in baseball I've seen so far. ⚾👊
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+JoJo Turner He got rocked. Lol
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Ayyyee Big happy born day 🎂 shout to my big homie 4life +Alex Ortiz​ aka Infinite! I could never replace the memories we have. We both have seen the good, the bad & the ugly. Yet we still shine. I've learned a lot from you my G. I thank you for being you and never switching up. 💯👍 Happy MF B'day. Shaaarooo lol.
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Call me my g. You got the math? Randy YG Pazant
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Steve Matz working on that new knuckleball slider for 2016... ⚾💨💯 #LetsgoMets 2016 Round 2!
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Can't wait to see this. 💪🎬
#Popeyethesailor #Popeye2016
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ScHoolboy Q - THat Part ft. Kanye West
Fire! 💯👍
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+Troy Alexander Been trying to find this for days online. Looks like they took it off of most places wtf? I need to hear this now.
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Good stuff! No stopping us now.
#LetsmfgoMets #1stplace #Bigsexy
 
Bartolo Colon had himself a week! Big Sexy won 2 games, struck out 12 and hit his first career home run. More on Bart's Amazin' week >> http://atmlb.com/1UNGLYe
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Sometimes, Police are cool too. Good to see this in the community. #NYPD #runningmanchallenge
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+Lisa E​. Thank you.😁
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This show was amazing tonight, made me smile so much. Good job Steve Harvey! Gotta love the kids. #LittleBigShots. Check it out.
For year’s Steve Harvey has entertained viewers with jokes and on Sunday night he will premiere his newest...
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After laughing at Steve Harvey for two days I had to catch myself. He didn't do nothing wrong. I must admit I've crowned the wrong female wayy too many times in life. I guess I was reading the card wrong too. 💯 #rns
#steveharvey #givememycrownback .. 
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+Randy YG pazant yw and thanks for sharing🙋
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