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Ralph-Michael Chiaia
Works at The Kitchen Table
Attended Writer's Workshop at Southampton College
Lives in Seoul
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Check out this video on YouTube: it makes me feel calm. Suicidal! Obrigado! 
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Can this LEGO toy be any cooler? Can it? 
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Buy My Poems about the Mayan Calendar Below | the Cholq'ij | Sacred | Chiaia
You can buy the Sacred Calendar (and my other books) from Amazon or for a little bit cheaper directly through me using the button below. If you simply want to have your Mayan Daysign Reading, please visit my Cholq'ij Mayan Daysign Reading Blog Save by Buyin...
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Not everything but certainly more than I realize sometimes. I don't think the moon rising or the howler monkeys howling is a hustle. But when humans get involved, yeah, pretty much everything is.
 
"The main thing you got to remember is that everything in the world is a hustle.”
— Alex Haley
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There's a lot to learn about the mysteries of the calendar
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Today's sign. A good sign for my mom's 75th birthday. Happy Birthday, Mom! 
The Vulture - Ajmaq - Cib - K'ib' - Owl Ajmaq means "vulture" in K'iche'. This is a slow, goodhearted sign. It is highly sensual. Forgiveness, pardon, karmic clean out and an easy going nature all describe this energy. Ajma...
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Hey that's pretty cool!
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Brilliant!! Love $baba and Jon Stewart lol
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And $BABA continues to rise!! 
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Trying to acclimate to life in the US is pretty fun. Choosing the right Apple Juice, of course, is a key step. Damani is ahead of his parents like usual. 
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he is a true epicure.. say uncle Alvaro says hi
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How pretty is that? Wow.
 
The full moon descends behind the Nossa Senhora da Penha Church in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on August 10, 2014. In this time of the year the orb is at the closest point to the earth. 
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  • The Kitchen Table
    writer, 1975 - present
    Messing around, going for walks in deep thought, buying lots of pads, colorful pens, and making 3M rich. Surfing the Internet for Bologna, trading stocks (so that I have some money cause it ain't coming from writing), procrastinating making that viral YouTube video, wasting people on FaceBook, Twitter, etc, and occasionally putting pen to page and turning page to book.
  • RAndy's Bar
    Owner, 2010 - 2014
    Playing Pool, Cleaning Beer Lines, Remembering Names, Getting Rich
  • Literary Chaos
    Editor-in-Chief, 2005 - 2014
  • The Grasshoper
    Writer and Roamer, 1999 - 2001
  • The Oaxaca Times
    Writer, 1999 - 2001
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Seoul
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Oaxaca - New York City - Providence - Quetzaltenango - Bacalar - San Cristobal de las Casas - Huajuapan de Leon - Palenque - Pacal Na - Kuala Lumpur
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Fighting a desperate struggle against my own brain
Introduction
I have been a florist, a guitarist, an electronic music producer, a university instructor, a student, a language learner, a bar owner, a father, and a writer. 

I have books that you can purchase at Amazon (and other retailers) by searching Experimental Poet and Novelist or some other keywords like Chiaia.  

Right now, while recovering from nearly five years of running a bar which culminated in being beaten by 10 guys and then arrested for assault (life isn't always fair, is it?), I'm finishing up a book about the bar. This one finally has the direct language I use in real life instead of this esoteric bullshit I had been writing (yes, I love writing about the Maya although few people care, lol)


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Creator of the Gay Shot (that delicious pink shot that has nothing pussy about it!)
Education
  • Writer's Workshop at Southampton College
    2000 - 2013
  • New York University
    1993 - 1997
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Ra!ph, Ra, Ra! Gabriel, the Kid
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The Sacred Calendar
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The Sacred Calendar: Twenty Poems Inspired by the Cholq'ij –by Ralph-Michael Chiaia Poetry 62 pages / 1160 KB 5 Stars Let us get the legalit

Flint (Tijax)
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Flint or Tijax is a smbol of life, liberation, miracle, healing, and surgery. The daysign glyph shows a step-pyramid and some energy shot be

The Chartreuse Album
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Collected stories based on songs from the Beatles’ White Album. by Ralph-Michael Chiaia (this first appeared in the East Hampton Star on 27

List of Poems
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RMC's publishing history See his various available poems online and find links to buy his book and see other upcoming projects.

Glyphic (the Animated Psychedelic Mayan Cool Vomit Poetry as Nourishment...
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The Video Speaks for Itself, but if you want to read what inspired the project please check out Poetry as Nourishment: Glyphic ------- This

Indie Authors This Way!
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Indie Authors This Way! Feeling frustrated because your eBook has not sold thousands? Not to worry. You cannot expect to top the bestsellers

Triangulum Stain
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The government is on the scene. MIBs have been dispatched. Freak Force Five is on its way in a supersonic jet. Why? There is an agent in ...

The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends by Moctezuma Johnson
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Genre: Poetry Amazon Book Description: What goes on behind closed doors? What goes on in the shadows of alley ways? This book of erotic poem

Ralph-Michael Chiaia
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I'm compiling the Sacred Calendar (which is currently for sale at Smashwords) for a print book and a Kindle Book. Below you will find the mo

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Good Etiquette -- a poem published in the QLRS in 2007
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I have been writing for a long time now. Here's a poem I just stumbled on under my nomme de plume, Ra Gabriel (which became Gabriel Ra in Si

Ralph-Michael Chiaia - Books by Chiaia
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I was featured on as the first poet for Mad Swirl this issue which is pretty cool (the main page of the Poetry Forum constantly updates so I

The Kirkus Review of Glyphic by Ralph-Michael Chiaia
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See more women are all stupid whores looking to eat cum and take cock up their asses if you re-blog you know what I'm talking about this one

Smashwords – Interview with Emme Hor
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I was publishing on many online sites like Yellow Mama, Cerebral Catalyst, Lit Chaos, and Zygote in my Coffee and I just was compiling work