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Rafael Soriano
Works at Dynalectric
Attended Westphalia Training Center
Lives in Maryland
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Might as well go with the classic "Just the tip" line.
 
Okay, really only posting this because it made me laugh. I'm thinking, as long as you're there, go ahead and get the job done.
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You learn something silly everyday
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So it has to keep in motion or it locks up.

Crank mode? Inspired by Jason Statham.
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I laughed and then looked up the show, because memories. And then I got sad because Wishbone died in 2001.

Live on forever in memes bro.
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I'm an electrician and this offends me. 

Deeply.
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Google maps is useful. It let's me know Starbucks sells coffee and it makes sure I don't forget.
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Oh no...
 
Oh, Sony... 
(YouTube via NeoGAF)
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The Sweet Escape by Richard Silvera: http://goo.gl/achFN0
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Want.
 
I don't see how anything can go wrong... 
The XM42 from Ion Productions is every pyromaniac's dream come true: a personal, portable flamethrower that's (amazingly still) legal everywhere except C
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Whenever they short me on the sauce I sigh, park, walk in and stock up. Kills the point of drive thru but I'll live.
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Introduction
I don’t really have one ready, but I suppose I could riff a list of
things I care as little about as our last week together. Let’s
see: 
low-carb diets, 
Michael Moore, 
the Republican National Convention,
Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products, 
high definition TV, 
the Bush daughters, 
wireless hot spots, 
The O. C., 
the U.N., 
recycling, 
getting Punk’d, 
Danny Gans; 
the Latin Grammys, 
the real Grammys, 
Jeff the Wiggle that sleeps a lot, 
the Yankees payroll, 
the red states, 
the blue states,
every hybrid car, 
every talk show host, 
everything on the planet,
everything in the solar system, 
and everything that exists, past, present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. 
Oh, and Hugh Jackman.” 
Bragging rights
I do stuff and things. Some of them pretty well.
Education
  • Westphalia Training Center
    2013 - 2014
  • Springbrook High School
    2008
  • Montgomery College
    2008
Basic Information
Gender
Male
Looking for
Friends, Networking
Birthday
March 15, 1990
Work
Occupation
Electrician
Skills
I've never been hit by lightning
Employment
  • Dynalectric
    8 - present
  • Under Armour
    Teammate, 11 - 2014
  • United Parcel Service
    9 - 8
Places
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Currently
Maryland
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