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Rafael Soriano
Works at Dynalectric
Attended Westphalia Training Center
Lives in Maryland
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He's like that robot politician they showed in parks and rec.
Level of cringe is too high.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOOs-ft7S2c
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What a let down
 
How snowboarding action pics are made.

(via my FB feed)
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Clear the tops of your cars of snow. Don't be an asshole
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Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
John Legere is basically your unemployed uncle on Facebook.
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Mannnnnn grandmas caldo is the best when your sick
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Fewer leaves to rake in the fall
 
I never liked that particular tree anyway.
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WHY
The Michigan State Police Department said Tuesday that a man died after rolling his car on the ramp from the Lodge to I-75 was watching pornography while driving.
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Best ad ever.
 
No idea how commonly placed this ad is, but this billboard always makes me chuckle when I walk by it.
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Fight the power. Sleep on the job.
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Work
Occupation
Electrician
Skills
I've never been hit by lightning
Employment
  • Dynalectric
    8 - present
  • Under Armour
    Teammate, 11 - 2014
  • United Parcel Service
    9 - 8
Places
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Currently
Maryland
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Introduction
I don’t really have one ready, but I suppose I could riff a list of
things I care as little about as our last week together. Let’s
see: 
low-carb diets, 
Michael Moore, 
the Republican National Convention,
Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products, 
high definition TV, 
the Bush daughters, 
wireless hot spots, 
The O. C., 
the U.N., 
recycling, 
getting Punk’d, 
Danny Gans; 
the Latin Grammys, 
the real Grammys, 
Jeff the Wiggle that sleeps a lot, 
the Yankees payroll, 
the red states, 
the blue states,
every hybrid car, 
every talk show host, 
everything on the planet,
everything in the solar system, 
and everything that exists, past, present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. 
Oh, and Hugh Jackman.” 
Bragging rights
I do stuff and things. Some of them pretty well.
Education
  • Westphalia Training Center
    2013 - 2014
  • Springbrook High School
    2008
  • Montgomery College
    2008
Basic Information
Gender
Male
Looking for
Friends, Networking
Birthday
March 15, 1990
Apps with Google+ Sign-in
  • Inferno 2
  • X-Men:Days of Future Past
  • Shooting Stars
  • Monument Valley
  • LIMBO
  • Valiant Hearts:The Great War
  • Final Fantasy IV
  • ALONE
  • Star Wars™:KOTOR
  • Leo's Fortune
  • Pocket Mortys
  • MARVEL Contest of Champions
  • Project 9