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Rafael Soriano
Works at Under Armour
Attends Westphalia Training Center
Lives in Maryland
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Who will sit on the Iron Drone being built in a hangar in Area 51? Victory to King Larry of Page Indexing.

Via +Joshua Berg. 
Mark Zuckerberg announced plans to build a global network of satellites capable of incinerating Google drones in midair.
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"You came to the wrong neighborhood...."
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There is no rotational movement

Each individual dot is moving in a straight line
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That money shot =D
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#pixelpushing

And then Google Camera and Chrome Remote Desktop apps were published, and my stream was all like...
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Introduction
I don’t really have one ready, but I suppose I could riff a list of
things I care as little about as our last week together. Let’s
see: 
low-carb diets, 
Michael Moore, 
the Republican National Convention,
Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products, 
high definition TV, 
the Bush daughters, 
wireless hot spots, 
The O. C., 
the U.N., 
recycling, 
getting Punk’d, 
Danny Gans; 
the Latin Grammys, 
the real Grammys, 
Jeff the Wiggle that sleeps a lot, 
the Yankees payroll, 
the red states, 
the blue states,
every hybrid car, 
every talk show host, 
everything on the planet,
everything in the solar system, 
and everything that exists, past, present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. 
Oh, and Hugh Jackman.” 
Bragging rights
I do stuff and things. Some of them pretty well.
Education
  • Westphalia Training Center
    2013 - present
  • Springbrook High School
    2008
  • Montgomery College
    2008
Basic Information
Gender
Male
Looking for
Friends, Networking
Birthday
March 15, 1990
Work
Occupation
Playing the lotto weekly.
Skills
I've never been hit by lightning
Employment
  • Under Armour
    Teammate, 11 - present
  • United Parcel Service
    9 - 8
Places
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Currently
Maryland
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