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Rafael Soriano
Works at Dynalectric
Attended Westphalia Training Center
Lives in Maryland
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He's like that robot politician they showed in parks and rec.
Level of cringe is too high.

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Want.
 
Tesla Model III
0-60 in under 6 seconds
210mph+ range
Sits 5 adults
Deliveries in 2017
$35,000
Sexy af

Turning point in cars imo
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#pixelpushing

And then CNBC posted a "helpful" article that invited the readers to type in their passwords to check how "strong" they are, transmitting the user input in plain text, storing them in a cloud spreadsheet and sharing them with all third-party scripts that were part of the page, and I was all like...
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Reynolds is at the top of his game.
Rantings are better than Kanyes.

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I have the urge to make this happen.
 
Slicing 22 water bottles with an extremely sharp knife
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Mannnnnn grandmas caldo is the best when your sick
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Fewer leaves to rake in the fall
 
I never liked that particular tree anyway.
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Work
Occupation
Electrician
Skills
I've never been hit by lightning
Employment
  • Dynalectric
    8 - present
  • Under Armour
    Teammate, 11 - 2014
  • United Parcel Service
    9 - 8
Places
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Currently
Maryland
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Introduction
I don’t really have one ready, but I suppose I could riff a list of
things I care as little about as our last week together. Let’s
see: 
low-carb diets, 
Michael Moore, 
the Republican National Convention,
Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products, 
high definition TV, 
the Bush daughters, 
wireless hot spots, 
The O. C., 
the U.N., 
recycling, 
getting Punk’d, 
Danny Gans; 
the Latin Grammys, 
the real Grammys, 
Jeff the Wiggle that sleeps a lot, 
the Yankees payroll, 
the red states, 
the blue states,
every hybrid car, 
every talk show host, 
everything on the planet,
everything in the solar system, 
and everything that exists, past, present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. 
Oh, and Hugh Jackman.” 
Bragging rights
I do stuff and things. Some of them pretty well.
Education
  • Westphalia Training Center
    2013 - 2014
  • Springbrook High School
    2008
  • Montgomery College
    2008
Basic Information
Gender
Male
Looking for
Friends, Networking
Birthday
March 15, 1990
Apps with Google+ Sign-in
  • Slayin
  • X-Men:Days of Future Past
  • Pocket Mortys
  • Valiant Hearts:The Great War
  • Star Wars™:KOTOR
  • This War of Mine