Robot (paraphrased): Dear business owner, this is an urgent message from Google. We have tried to contact you about your Google Plus business listing. Please press 1 to talk to a representative.
Me: <presses 1>
Human: Hello, my name is <whatever>, am I speaking with the business owner?
Me: For what business? [since I have none]
Human: Uh, let me see what we have on file for you... <CLICK>
Me: [waits a few minutes and calls back]
Recording (paraphrased): Hello, this is Steve with Google [yes, Google]. If you're calling to claim your free website and listing in 27 other business directories, please press 2.
I am not the only one apparently: http://800notes.com/Phone.aspx/1-949-200-8475