This section is about me and why everything I say is right. If you disagree with anything you find in this section, you are WRONG ;)
* Santa Claus has the right idea ... visit people only once a year
* Books are Holy...So dont touch them.
* A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That’s basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
* Never love anything that can't love you back.
* The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.
* You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
* Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook…..
But the Hindu law allows only one wife ;)