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Phill Burns
Works at JLM Travel
Attended Southmoor Comprehensive
Lives in Hamsterley, Co Durham
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I love this connection :) 
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Hi, I'm sure this has been asked before but in all honesty I'm a tad drunk and couldn't see it when I did a quick search. I want to play videos on my Nvidia Shield TV but send the Audio to my Chromecast Audio group. Possible or not?
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Ok, so my old, defunct Google For Work account which I deleted a few months back appears to still be subscribed and paying for Google Play Music #googlehelp #playmusic +Google Music

I tired to contact support who told me there was no such account (I know this, I deleted it!) but I've just had another Google Receipt for my monthly subscription.

Any ideas how I can stop this and hopefully get a refund as obviously I'm not using it as I can't even access it? :) 
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Time lapse ride from this morning. 10 miles in 26 seconds. Shot on a #polaroidcube 
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"Let's hear it for #NewYork"

Awesome aerial photo.
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New York is ok but the photo is pretty nice.
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Hahah, classic. 
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That's great
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Slightly better than BT Infinity. Just downloaded and installed Battlefield 1 in 7 minutes :) 
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Well that's good news mate, to stop the AA spamming they ought to only give them a fixed amount of rounds, shottys are the big problem as far as I'm concerned ,way too op, 
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Now this is #epic Boeing 737 engine chair :)

#want 
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A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious.
She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed.
Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English.


Getting There:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.

The Hotel:
This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.

The Restaurant:
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.

Your Room:
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! .. You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.

Bed:
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.

Above All:
When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it.

#travel #lostintranslation #funny
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Bwahahaha!
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This is epic, expensive but epic :) 
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If you think you are having a bad day, this recently happened at Porsche Amsterdam.

#funny #porsche #oops
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LKW fahren 15cent/km porsche nach Nederland brauchen sie fahrer mit geschreiben contract 
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Good one matey 😉
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I haven't been everywhere, but it's on my list.
Introduction
Hi, I'm Phill, a Self confessed Geek and gadget addict. I was once very much on the Dark Side (Apple) but thankfully saw the light and moved everything to Android. 

I've always had a passion for Travel since I started in the industry some 13 years ago. More recently I've been working in IT but thankfully I'm not back in Travel, working for a great local agency, JLM Travel, who are pary of the Hays Travel group.
  
On a more personal level I'd like to think I'm occasionally witty. I'm an eternal optimist, I don't see the point in being sad / down / angry about anything (for more than a few minutes anyway.)

Google+ and Twitter are my Social Networks of choice (@phillburns on Twitter.)
My Travel Facebook Page can be found at https://www.facebook.com/phillburnsdesign 

I often overuse brackets (ok, always) and Capitalise Letters unnecessarily.  

Oh and I like Amusing Cat videos...





Bragging rights
A Mackem, surviving in Newcastle
Education
  • Southmoor Comprehensive
    1983 - 1988
  • Open University
    BSc Computer Science, 1997 - 2001
  • City of Sunderland College
    MCSE, 2007 - 2009
Basic Information
Gender
Male
Looking for
Friends, Networking
Birthday
August 2, 1972
Relationship
In a relationship
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Work
Occupation
Travel Agent / Consultant
Skills
Travel, More Travel, Web Design, Comedy, Optimism, Problem Solving, Troubleshooting, Having the patience of a Saint.
Employment
  • JLM Travel
    Travel Agent, 2015 - present
    Your personal travel agent. Offering a great deal of integrity, total honesty and unbeatable prices.
  • Prosource IT
    IT Support Contractor, 2014 - 2015
    Providing 1st and 2nd line support at www.nepia.com in Newcastle Upon Tyne
  • www.easywhenyouknow.it
    Owner, 2013 - 2014
    Owner of Easy When You Know I.T. Remotely solving your PC problems, Responsive Web Design at the best prices around and PC Tuition and Advice.
  • Tolent Construction
    IT Technical, 2011 - 2013
  • Self Employed
    Co-Operative Personal Travel Advisors, 2011
  • Traveltek
  • Hays Travel
    2008 - 2011
  • Sage Software
    2007 - 2008
  • TUI
    2002 - 2007
  • Lincoln Travel
  • Reg Vardy
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Currently
Hamsterley, Co Durham
Previously
Sunderland - Tynemouth - Majorca - North Shields
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07484 648848
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Superb hotel, staff are great, food excellent but sadly let down by a dire evening entertainment programme.
Public - 4 months ago
reviewed 4 months ago
Great portions, well cooked and great service.
Public - 4 months ago
reviewed 4 months ago
Sadly it's going down in my estimations. Majority of staff are pretty ignorant. Cancelled my cx order as a result after standing for over 30 minutes waiting to be acknowledged. The mechanics do a fine job for servicing and repairs though. Evans loss was Cyclesurgery's £3k gain.
Public - 5 months ago
reviewed 5 months ago
Lovely wedding venue, well planned and organised. Food was nice, bar a tad expensive but it is a hotel.
Public - 5 months ago
reviewed 5 months ago
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Birthday lunch, delicious food, attentive service and understanding of eldest child's Aspergers / Autism. Been a while since I've eaten here but you really can't fault it.
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reviewed 5 months ago
Nice food and a good range of gardening and seasonal items.
Public - 5 months ago
reviewed 5 months ago
Well ran and to be fair, I work there!
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reviewed 5 months ago