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Phil Priser
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Weight Loss Program

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."

He lost 33 lbs that week...
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This episode is actually fascinating. It deals with heavy metal, censorship, and the PMRC. JJ French from Twisted Sister is on the panel as well.
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Currently unemployed and seeking new employment.
Skills
Computer troubleshooting and repair. A+ and DSCE Certified.
Employment
  • Outta Work
    Looking for a job., 2012 - present
  • WorldWide Tech Services
    Dell Computer Field Tech, 2004 - 2012
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Kettering, Ohio
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937-985-1181
Story
Tagline
Just a lonely tech driving hither and yon fixing computers that have gone wrong.
Introduction
Currently unemployed and looking for work.
Bragging rights
I was online before being online was cool. | Google+ 1st Gen Member Since 07/02/2011 |
Education
  • A+ Certification
    Comptia A+, 2000 - 2014
  • DCSE Certification
    Dell, 2005 - 2014
    Certified to work on all Dell desktop and laptop computers.
  • Kettering Fairmont High School
    General, 1983 - 1986
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Friends, Dating, A relationship, Networking
Birthday
April 26, 1968
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Single
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