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Catsteroid!
It's a cat asteroid. Pretty self-explanatory really. It's available on all the usual t-shirts, hoodies, greeting cards, notebooks, mugs, canvas bags, etc on Redbubble , Spreadshirt , and Design By Humans .

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Honest Valentine's Day Greeting Cards
I've posted a few new Valentine's Day greeting card designs up to Redbubble this month.  I've very much gone along with an understated "honest" theme.  You can find all of them in the "Good For Declaring Love" section of my store. And finally, a truly hideo...

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Day 2: Carp Of The Ocean #NaPoRhyMo #NaPoWriMo #Poemvember #NaNoWriMo2016
I'm trying to write a poem each day in November instead of NaNoWriMo. And trying to come up with a new hashtag for it every time. This was Day 2, based on this result from Rory's Story Cubes : The Carp Of The Ocean "Nah, it's legit," Said the fish Of the je...

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I'm trying to write a poem each day in November instead of NaNoWriMo. And trying to come up with a new hashtag for it every time. This was Day 2, based on this result from Rory's Story Cubes : The Carp Of The Ocean "Nah, it's legit," Said the fish Of the je...

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Poem: Will You Hold My Hand In The Zombie Apocalypse?
Photo by Michael O'Sullivan Photography I wrote this to read out at my wedding just 4 days before the big day, according to the date in my notebook.  My wife rather likes zombies.  I think my introduction was something along the lines of, "Now, I'm not norm...

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Very Short (Unfinished) Mondays: The Disappointing Adventure
Another unfinished one, I think I wrote it last June.  I'd quite like to come back and finish it I think... * The Disappointing Adventure "Here you go," said The Leader Of The Islanders, heaving out The Large Chest Of Unimaginable Treasures. "Oh," said th...

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Very Short Mondays: Feathers
Another one from last May from my notebook.  This one was written because my lovely wife refuses to accept modern theories on dinosaur feathers. * Feathers "Of course," said Kelly, "velociraptors were a lot smaller in real life than in the film." "Kelly,"...

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Very Short Mondays: The Pizza
We're up to May in my notebook now.  Not sure what was going on in this story... * The Pizza Jonathan took the pizza out of the oven.  It still wasn't cooked.  Why wouldn't it cook? The oven was switched on, it was hot.  The pizza had been in there for ha...

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Very Short (Unfinished) Mondays: Fairytale
This one is also from March, and is actually unfinished.  I may or may not come back and finish it, but I enjoyed reading it back so here it is... * Fairytale Once upon a time, there lived this man.  Well, lots of men actually, the world was full of peopl...

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Very Short Mondays: Spotting Ickenham
Another from March last year.  I'm guessing it was probably on the train on an alternative route to work during a Tube strike. * Spotting Ickenham Spotters were not exactly welcome in Ickenham, and they weren't exactly rare either.  Since the Act had been...
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