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Turned on a TV stand-up comedy program.  Turns out all the "comedians" were "comediennes".

Kinda feel like a bloke who just turned on Formula 1 and found the cars were all driven by the blue rinse / cloth cap brigade.
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I've been thinking.  Some quiz shows either are pretty fucking stingy or stupid with prizes.

Countdown gives a dictionary to people who know lots of big, complicated words.
Bullseye was famous for giving away speedboats and jetskis to people who lived on the 15th floor of a council skyrise, 50 miles from the sea.
Bargain  hunt are famous for giving away prizes such as £3 (split between both team members).  I'm amazed when they lose money, they don't give them a week to pay up or they get their legs broken.

Any others you can think of?
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Had to do it....  Posted a letter to Viz magazine about one of their articles...

"I purchased a copy of your May edition and left it unread as I couldn't be arsed for a month or so. Today I finally got as far as page 21 in which you had an article that shocked me for its inaccuracy! The article was about a man who had managed to fix his colleague's iMac by shouting at it. This is clearly not true! The computer shown in the picture is clearly a Dell Dimension desktop PC and not something made by Apple. Please do not post such ridiculous drivel in the future."
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You are right to highlight the silliness of Stewart Ferris. Putting quotation marks around the word "pilots" in that sentence is a shocking error. ©MichaelGove
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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
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I think we should give thought to doing Schrodinger's experiment for real, with a few changes.

Firstly, we should replace the cat with the government.

Secondly, we need to repeat the experiment several times until we get both results, or until it is no longer repeatable. 
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I wonder what my favourite childhood comic characters would be like if they ever grew up...

Denis the Mafia Enforcer
Roger the Tax Dodger
Mini the Moderately-priced Dominatrix...
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Something always bothered me about Star Trek. Why aren't the Romulans more prominent?

The Next Generation established that Romulans used artificial black holes as power sources. So why not as weapons? Surely they can cloak a torpedo (or small ship) equipped with a warp drive and powered by one of these and just release the containment on the core wherever they want to destroy.

Such a weapon could easily wipe out a planet or small system.

Why didn't they use one on DS9? Destroy the wormhole and end the Dominion threat? Bajor wasn't federation so the reprisals wouldn't have been a problem....
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