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+Carl Draper​ Another cook book for your collection. 
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Lord Sewel's behaviour of snorting coke off a hooker's tits has been found out!

Apparently he claimed on expenses that he used a twenty when it was really a fiver.
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A chicken and an egg are in bed.

"Well I think that answers that question", says a pissed off chicken.
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The new Presidential transport of Greece has been named.

Skateboard One was christened yesterday.
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Trifle - A Yorkshireman's weapon of choice.
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Nooo ignorant fucking quizmaster!

Picasso' s famous painting Guernica is not pronounced "gun - eeker". Fuckwit.
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He's just topped his last one!

Q: In 1908, the New Zealand-born scientist Ernest Rutherford won a Nobel Prize in which discipline?

A: Railway.

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Q: Which chemical element that is used in light bulb filaments has the highest melting point of any metallic element?

A: Mercury.

《Ffs》

I wasn't sure of the answer but I knew she couldn't have been much further from the correct answer if she'd said "tadpoles".

And the opponent would have said mercury as well 《 Facepalm 》

My guess of tungsten was correct, btw.
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Nah. Just watching tipping point. It has the same effect on the ego as a woman going clubbing with a fat friend... it makes me feel much smarter than I probably am.
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Linux, Gaming (pen & paper), sci-fi, beard... basically "geek".
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Linuxer, cuber, gamer, teacher, ranter.

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2 kids, with a third born asleep, december 2011. Greying hair.
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