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Paul Ogier
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Attended Hillcrest High School
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So the next unboxing I would like to see is a Mars bar and the unboxing needs to be done with a pair of tweezers. Please do it slower so that we can savour the occasion more.
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What does Fox say? I'm not sure what to make of this.. but it's strangely entertaining. :)
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Brakpan, Oh Brakpan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

After having their 11th child, a Brakpan couple decided that was enough. 
 
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children... 
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy but that it was expensive. (For people staying in Brakpan, paying more than R50 for anything other than booze, car accessories or a sound system, is expensive). 
A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Brakpan), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10! The man said: "Aag, yinne, I maait not be de cleverest oke in the wurd, but I dussin't see how putting a cherrie bom in a beer can, next to my ear, is going to help me." 
"Trust me," said the doctor... 
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb, and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: 
"Wun, twooo, freee, forrr, faaaiife," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand... 
This procedure also works in: Vereeniging, Vanderbijlpark, Meyerton, Sasolburg, Vaalpark, Springs, Bronkhorstspruit, Primrose, Orkney, Randfontein, Brits, Boksburg, and Germiston.     
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Message from the CEO of Woolworths

Dear XXXX

You may be aware that over the past few days, Woolworths has been accused of racist recruitment practices – specifically, of not employing white people.
We want to reassure you that this is SIMPLY NOT TRUE.
The rumours apparently were sparked by some of our recruitment ads that designate certain posts for certain groups, and are being fuelled by an organisation that has called on its members to boycott us.
As a Woolworths customer, we thought you’d like to hear the facts:
• Woolworths DOES employ white people. We employ women and men of all races – white, black, coloured, Indian, as well as people with disabilities, and will continue to do so.
• We’re a passionately South African company, so diversity is important to us. So is offering fair career opportunities. There are some areas of our business where certain groups are seriously under represented. These are the positions where we actively look for qualified candidates from specific groups. 
• Most other businesses do the same to bring diversity into their workforces. In fact, in South Africa all businesses that have more than 50 employees are required to do this. 
• We believe the responsible thing to do is to be open and transparent in our recruitment ads about the type of candidates we are looking for. Integrity is one of the values we hold dear.
As a born-and-bred South African company, we care deeply about the long-term sustainability of our country. With your help we’ve made significant contributions, through programmes like MySchool, to socio-economic development. We’ll continue supporting transformation and socio-economic development because they’re essential for our country’s (and our company’s) future.
We hope that we’ve answered any questions that you might have had about what’s been posted on social media and reported in the media. 
Thank you for your continued support.
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New Website development by Outsource House
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The banned Zuma advert. Not a really good advert, but it should not have been banned.
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Reading Facebook makes me feel guilty that i haven't spoken to most of my friends in years, reading Twitter makes me think that most people are a little more than fucked up, and reading Google plus, makes me feel like there are still normal people who are actually decent left in this world. 
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Hillcrest, South Africa - Norwood, Gauteng - Houghton, Gauteng
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I am a web developer, IT guru, and generally a good person.
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I am a web developer, IT guru, and generally a good person.
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  • Hillcrest High School
    1990 - 1994
  • Hillcrest Primary School
    1984 - 1989
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