Hostess is soon depleting it's supply of Ding Dongs, and should completely exhaust their inventory no sooner or later than December 21, 2012 (Doomsday). The only "ding dong" we will receive thereafter, will be the sound of the Grim Reaper knocking on our door. This phenomenon will be known as THE DEAD RINGER -- named after my most horrific tale written to date, based on a true story, biographical in nature. The first chapter is available upon request.
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