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Patrick Mallon
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Here are a few 6th grade book selections...
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Creating a website to promote ebook
Traditional methods of book promotion aren't cutting it anymore. I have tried grassroots and hiring a publicist, but both failed to convert. Without an author being tied to a publisher, bookstores are not interested in that author's books. This leaves two o...
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When is a punchline not a punchline? When it's terrible and makes no sense.
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It's been too long since Gamma Raymond (or "Gamma Ray" for short) stopped by to see Soopah. Something looks a little different. Yeah. Something.
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Woah, that one hurt!
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Do the Fifty Shades of Grey Sex Sneak-peaks do it for you? With only a few weeks to go until its release, the ad campaign the movie is reaching fever pitch.
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I started up a little niche site to help promote my books series (a-hem) and to provide musings and articles about the YA genre in general. Won't you stop by? http://seeferelliot.com/recommended-8th-grade-books-to-read/
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The Fantastic Four trailer release serves up enough to get excited about while giving virtually nothing away. Probably a response to the casting outcry.
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Ewe cancer is a serious thing and should not be taken likely. Remember the motto: "Yes, you can, sir, get your sheep screened to ewe cancer."
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I like this "news"
There are unconfirmed rumors that Batman v. Superman will become two movies, Batman v. Superman: Enter the Knight and Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice
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Oh bloody hell.
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Milk for Dead Hamsters
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Plarko and M4DH
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I write the YA sci-fi adventures of Seefer Elliot, draw the webcomic Milk for Dead Hamsters and write/edit for the geekiest website, Plarko. I also enjoy milkshakes.
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I blew up the moon, then put back together before anyone noticed.
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I admit, the place isn't the most inviting. There are bars on the window and I questioned whether it was open or not. Still, I went in. Thank the taco gods I did. This was THE BEST Mexican food I have ever had. I order an Asada beef taco and Barbacoa burrito. The lady who took my order was nice enough to suggest their house salsa on the side. Good suggestion. Muy caliente. I only needed a few dabs throughout the meal to give it some Mexican zest. I'm only staying in Fort Worth for a short while longer, but I will be sure to be eating here once more before I leave.
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