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She said it... ONLY amateurs fight for free. You know she is a bada$$
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Holographic Minecraft Demo Will Blow Kids’ Minds

As far as I can tell every kiddo in the 5th – 7th grade age range on the planet (and probably on any any other planets with breathable atmospheres too) plays Minecraft. A lot.

So I’m thinking this might blow their minds a bit – even if it’s just a concept presentation for now.

http://www.techandnonsense.com/holographic-minecraft-demo-will-blow-kids-minds/
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My Rather Large Pal has a number of cool nicknames round our house. My long time favorite has been Senor Baz. This morning he got a new one.

He and I are out back and he finishes his business in the yard, I go clean up, he chucks his front paws up on one of our picnic tables on the deck and knocks over a huge potted plant. 

So as I come back up on the deck I say to him 'Damn you're good at knocking shit over Baz'. He looks at me like 'Meh'. Then  I say 'You're a hell of a good shit knocker over'.

And then of course I think about Eastern European female tennis player names - Navrotilova, Petikova, etc. And there we have it, his new nickname:

Martina Shitknockerova

When he's a good boy, I might drop the Martina bit. 
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This is how we should all say it when we talk about this epic goal for the ages.

http://www.si.com/planet-futbol/2015/07/05/carli-lloyd-goal-telemundo-call-andres-cantor-video
When United States women's national team midfielder Carli Lloyd finished off her hat trick with a strike from the center circle, Telemundo's Andres Cantor had the call of a lifetime. 
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Such a great win. And Carli Loyd was an awesome beast. Her last goal was spectacular - one that ranks up there with the greatest of goals in Men's World Cups too.



From USA Today

Armour: WCup title gives US team own legacy

http://usat.ly/1M5krCc


Lloyd scores hat trick as US becomes first team to win three World Cup titles
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Well deserved win.
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When NASCAR thinks you're a right wing nut job, you know it's bad.
It looks like NASCAR won’t be funding the hairspray-comb-magic-voodoo that shapes Donald Trump’s mysterious combover hairstyle this year. Per USA Today reporter Jeff Gluck, the racing series will no longer use the Trump National Doral Miami for its postseason banquet.
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Possibly the Greatest Thing Ever.
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As someone who is living in Trondheim I have taken many pictures over Gamlebrybro (Old city bridge) towards the beautiful wooden houses of bakklandet and brygga but each time the sky and reflection on the water are so amazing and diffrerent. Whenever I buy a new photography instrument I stop by and take a photo to examine the quality. In this photo I have checked the Wonderpana ND System for my Samyang 14 mm. Please feel free to find me by: |Web...
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Husband, father to a lovely daughter, Commander of the Armies of the North, dog lover (especially Labs), Austinite, former Londoner, huge sports nut, iPad and mobile tech blogger, mobile apps junkie ...
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