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Can do this in Hangouts now, and also listen to and send video messages with the Glide app.
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Yeah, mother Google can be a bitch like that. Say it was released but not really
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Microsoft Testing Underwater Data Centers, Can’t Wait to See the Error Messages


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Blues playlist working for me this morning
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Like this article. We are truly watching a historic, once in who knows how long, unique player. I reckon if he stays healthy, he'll finish as an All-Time Top 10 player.

He's already easily the most exciting player to watch - and I think he has been all the way back to his days at Davidson.
It's tough to improve off a season in which you win Most Valuable Player and lead your team to an NBA title, yet Stephen Curry is doing just that.
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That's some quick hands
 
MUST WATCH: Amazing speed for this new talent, meet Trent Warby, He fights out of Team Greaves boxing gym in Manchester

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Eh his hand speed isn't amazing but those strikes all have a good amount of force behind them. That's the more impressive aspect.
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Microsoft Testing Underwater Data Centers, Can’t Wait to See the Error Messages


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Water-cooled. 
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+Patrick Jordan  Ah.. did you try it on an iPhone/iPad yet?  
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Another great shot from this collection
“I made wine from the lilac tree, Put my heart in its recipe, It makes me see what I want to see, And be what I want to be.” Nina Simone, 1968.
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File under Awesome Ways to Provide Terrible Technical Support:

-- Be a major company offering an essential, (allegedly) enterprise-class, financial application

-- Use an automated voice menu to answer calls and take forever to understand even the simplest of responses to its prompts. Have that system ask for account and company details which it will utterly fail to pass along to the first human that you speak to.

-- Have a first-level agent who asks the for the same account details, then tries to triage your issue. It's vitally important that this agent be completely clueless about the application and display near zero ability to understand what your issue or question is.

-- Have the next tier tech get zero notes on your issue from the automated system or the triage tech, so you can fully enjoy the experience of stating it all again. 

-- Make sure that even the most senior of your techs have just about no idea whatsoever how your software works with anything other than a single Windows desktop-class machine. Mentioning that there is any sort of network involved should result in a baffled response from the senior tech. Using an anti-virus or anti-malware product should lead to similar levels of shock.

Asking that they assist in any way with getting their application to work properly in any scenario other than the single Windows desktop should lead to general hilarity and confusion from the Tier 17.5 Captain Senior tech. 
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Ah sheesh. Man the support industry is such a joke. At least it's making people like me look like a joke. That's a shitty experience for sure, bro 
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Husband, father to a lovely daughter, Commander of the Armies of the North, dog lover (especially Labs), Austinite, former Londoner, huge sports nut, iPad and mobile tech blogger, mobile apps junkie ...
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