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Psyched for this fight - Thurman vs Porter
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I think this guy is soon going tot be The Man in the heavyweight division
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Agreed
Another day, another rumor that Apple is going to ditch the headphone jack on the next iPhone in favor of sending out audio over Lightning. Or another phone beats Apple to the punch by ditching the...
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Need another reason to dislike Cristiano Ronaldo? Here ya go:

The term for him in the UK is arrogant tosser

http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36597970?SThisFB
Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo throws a reporter's microphone into a lake while walking with team-mates and staff.
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lmao uh huh and off the fingers. I didn't have to correct it at all!
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Great stuff
 
MUST WATCH: Richard Pryor talking about the time he met Muhammad Ali

This is a Good One

#boxing #boxeo #boxingnews #GOAT #RIPChamp #RIPAli #TheGreatest
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He was one of the best ever. Many hours a spent listening to his stuff when I was college age
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Nice one
No matter what your preferred platform for Minecraft is, your favorite block-happy sandbox just got a massive upgrade (well, unless you're on a console, but we'll get to that). Realms has arrived, and that means you can now share worlds across many versions of Minecraft: whether you play on iOS, Android, Gear VR, or Windows 10.Lydia Winters and Saxs Persson of the Minecraft team demonstrated the long-awaited “friendly update” at Microsoft’s E3 ev...
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With any Android device, there is the magic phrase 'Okay Google'. The moment you speak those words, a whole new world of instant information opens up to you. But what are the limits of Google Now? How many questions can you ask it?To answer this, we have comprised a list of every Google voice command that is compatible with Google Now, from simple questions to device controls. It's quite an extensive list, but we encourage you to read through and...
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Reason Number 562 to Love My Daughter: Going through (the spectacularly terrible) automated voice system for AT&T Uverse.

She asks me, "Who are you on the phone with?"

I say "AT&T - going to cancel Uverse and it's going to give me great pleasure"

She replies: "Oh, I wanna hear, lemme go get a snack"

LOVE that
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Lmao!!!! Awesome! 
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Important pop music question:

Never considered myself an ace matchmaker, but shouldn't somebody hook up the girl who sings about where do all the good guys go to hideaway and finding guys who can save her life life like Superman with the dude who sings about being just one call away and "Superman got nothing on me"?
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Hmmm. Good idea. They're about the same age!

I'm a little sad I know this information now
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Not to take anything away from Dustin Johnson's win, but I have to ask: if your wife looks like that why would you EVER want to go out and play golf?
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HA. LOVE that. Nice miss Ronaldo
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+Ant Pruitt+Kat Johnson​ So the asshole cat ran away a few months back and never came back. This clearly evil looking creature has been added to the family. 
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LOLOL! peacemaker kitty . Anakin sounds good!
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Husband, father to a lovely daughter, Commander of the Armies of the North, dog lover (especially Labs), Austinite, former Londoner, huge sports nut, IT Consultant and mobile tech blogger, mobile apps junkie ...
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I can name at least 2 popular Swedish pop groups.
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Westport, Connecticut - Miami, Florida - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - Caracas, Venezuela