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Good lineup today. 200+ points and 554th out of over 98,000 entries
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+Kat Proof, all scientific like - evil, disease-ridden critters
 
Cats are ruthless. They would just as soon kill you as cuddle with you. Sometimes both at the same time. 
Cuddling a kitten may always make you feel better - but it could be dangerous to your health, according to experts.
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Pictures of kittens on my monitor are cute. I don't want one in my house. Or my yard. Or my neighbor's yard. Or anywhere on my block.
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The Evil One. I'm also noticing as I take the photo that she has gained around 300 pounds since we adopted her
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We place her in an isolation cell like in a prison when we go to bed :) Her and the little dog get along well, play together. The big guy completely ignores her 90 percent of the time - then once every week or so he forgets she exists and then barks at her when she scurries around and surprises him
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Reminds me of when my daughter was that little - we had that same sort of group with the toy dog included.
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Peaceful co-habitation of my home office by the best, coolest pet in the household and the sly, evil new pet who is now brazen enough to occupy the recliner when cool pet has been outside playing.

Cheeky little evil pet. 
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Fury is a clown. He will get destroyed when he steps in with a real top class heavyweight. Joshua would destroy him. So would Wilder or Ortiz.
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What a great photo

Set Sail by Jake Olson Studios
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So Nice 
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Powerful stuff. If this story of an autistic runner doesn't warm your heart, you might wanna make sure you have one

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I now know what I want to be when I grow up - Panda zookeeper.
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I'd just let them have the leaves. And that one, I'd give the basket. They're way too cute to say no.
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Agreed
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Patrick Jordan originally shared to NFL Football (Discussion):
 
Peaceful co-habitation of my home office by the best, coolest pet in the household and the sly, evil new pet who is now brazen enough to occupy the recliner when cool pet has been outside playing.

Cheeky little evil pet. 
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LOL.... how dare he
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I din't get a chance to watch the game due to work, but this sounds bad. Was it as bad as described here, in terms of vicious hits?


All of the NFL's earnest changes to make the game safer failed Cam Newton, who didn't point fingers after a series of illegal hits.
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+Antonio Roji dumb bitch.
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IT Consultant and Blogger on Mobile Tech
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Husband, father to a lovely daughter, Commander of the Armies of the North, dog lover (especially Labs), Austinite, former Londoner, huge sports nut, IT Consultant and mobile tech blogger, mobile apps junkie ...
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Westport, Connecticut - Miami, Florida - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - Caracas, Venezuela
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