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Patricia Elizabeth
Attended George Mason University
Lives in Baltimore, MD
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I believe I've discovered my new favorite Tumblr.

I've watched endless hours of HGTV to make me fully qualified to say that these photos are clear indicators that some people are batshit kooky.

Who's up for buying a house with a stuffed uhm what the hell is that, actually? I don't know.
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My favorite one like this was a real estate shot of a beautiful living room with wide French doors to a fantastic backyard with a wide, lush green lawn featuring two dogs having sex.
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Hmm. Not sure why it's pulling the bee photo but it's an interesting read nonetheless. 
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This made me teary-eyed. What a good perspective to share with everyone :-)
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Probably. On the other hand it was 25 years ago and culturally things were very different.

I'm a little suspicious that it was typed though. I distinctly recall laser printers being widely available when I was at University... which would be a year or two after that.
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I don't even cook and I want this kitchen. I'd make it not so white and add some bookshelves but other than that this is perfect.
A kitchen with everything you could possibly need.
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Covered in social needs and esteem. :D
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"Don't talk back to Darth Vader. He'll getcha!"

Solid advice.

The "shiny guy always worries" line has been bumping around in my head for a day so I had to watch this again.

"It's an exciting movie."
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I watch this on a regular basis. It always makes me smile. 
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While doing some overdue file purging I happily salvaged several nice folders. A coworker, seeing me, laughed and proceeded to tease me about my office supply predilection. Addressing another coworker, she said, "Patricia is an office supply whore."

"I prefer the term 'office supply nerd'. It's not as if I'm giving it away for Post-its."


Words matter, people. Most definitely.
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Baltimore, MD
Los Angeles, CA - San Salvador, El Salvador - Annandale, VA
I'll rock you harder than the Spice Girls on crack.
I'm fierce as a woozle so don't make me do you like BDP did PM Dawn.

When I am not busy confusing people with strange blurbs, I am a child advocate trying to figure out how to better the lives of children and families. As Ms. Houston once told us, the children, they are our future.

As far as what I talk about online? Me, myself and I. If you're looking for posts about what's going on in the world, CNN I am not. So please bear that in mind when deciding to add me to your Circles. I try to be mildly interesting, somewhat funny and only a little bit annoying. If that's the sort of thing you want to see on a daily basis, Hello! Good to meet you.

Oh, occassionally I also post about Elmo. ELMO! I love him. 
For the sake of funny, I will occasionally wildly exaggerate the facts, say things that don't make a lot of sense, or pretend to be ignorant about an issue. I do not, however, post anything that isn't somewhat true.
On occasion I will post writing exercises that may involve fiction writing. In those instances, I make sure to point that out.
Should you ever wonder about something I've written, please feel free to ask me a question.
Bragging rights
I've had a photo published in a book and one included in a documentary. I'm not sure that used up my 15 minutes of fame so I'm reserving the rest for later use.
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