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Patricia Elizabeth
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Lives in Baltimore, MD
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A driven private investigator finds evidence to exonerate men convicted of crimes they did not commit.
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It's funny because it's true.

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Trying to get this finished by May. I was worried about the deadline because I haven't done a big project in a while but I'm making good progress I think. 
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Yeah, sometimes the dog getting in trouble outside would seek help from the cat if you own both of them in your family, the cat could  exist as a big brother of the dog, they would have a good and lovely relationship.  ^_^ 
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"Yes, I Googled."

Several jobs ago I was asked to draft a contract amendment. I'd never drafted a contract amendment and there were none in the office to look at so I turned to your friend and mine, Google, and searched for something that I'm sure resembled, "how to draft an amendment for a contract." I remember (why do I remember this so vividly?) that the very first link gave me exactly what I needed. I drafted the amendment, the boss liked it and was happy with the work and life went on.

Nearly a decade later I still sometimes turn to Google to help me with my job. While other people worry about inappropriate links showing up in their search history I worry about the powers that be looking at all of my "how do I do xyz?" queries and wondering why exactly they pay me to show up every day.

When this movie came out and this scene happened I laughed much harder than the other folks in the theater because it was entirely way too familiar for me. And now, each time I find myself doing one of these searches I think of this scene and the line, "Yes, I Googled" pops into my head. 
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Clearview is out, Highway Gothic is (back) in. Critics want to know why.
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Tonight I parallel parked my car with heavy traffic behind me, did it on my first try to boot. But, wait for it, that's not the impressive part. I know! How much better could it get?!? I didn't turn down the music OR take off my seatbelt to do it.

I've long suspected it but this proves it. I'm magic.
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You're never too young to appreciate good movie music. 
My toddler has become obsessed with Star Wars ... but will she use the Force for good? The singing I hear through the baby monitor makes me wonder. Continue reading →
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It's silly to feel nostalgic over something I never used but I do. Maybe because it makes me remember my days spent in the dark room, processing photos, never quite knowing what I would develop. 
The Holga, a plastic 120 film camera first designed in China in the early '80s before developing a global cult following, is no longer being made. US distributor Freestyle Photographic announced...
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Oooph. Interesting way to tackle the issue.

I've always had this rule, "if I wouldn't say it to someone's face in their living room, then I don't type it." This has served me well for more than a decade. If more people used that rule maybe tactics like the one described in the linked article wouldn't be needed.
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I'll rock you harder than the Spice Girls on crack.
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I'm fierce as a woozle so don't make me do you like BDP did PM Dawn.

When I am not busy confusing people with strange blurbs, I am a child advocate trying to figure out how to better the lives of children and families. As Ms. Houston once told us, the children, they are our future.

As far as what I talk about online? Me, myself and I. If you're looking for posts about what's going on in the world, CNN I am not. So please bear that in mind when deciding to add me to your Circles. I try to be mildly interesting, somewhat funny and only a little bit annoying. If that's the sort of thing you want to see on a daily basis, Hello! Good to meet you.

Oh, occassionally I also post about Elmo. ELMO! I love him. 
 
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For the sake of funny, I will occasionally wildly exaggerate the facts, say things that don't make a lot of sense, or pretend to be ignorant about an issue. I do not, however, post anything that isn't somewhat true.
 
On occasion I will post writing exercises that may involve fiction writing. In those instances, I make sure to point that out.
 
Should you ever wonder about something I've written, please feel free to ask me a question.
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I've had a photo published in a book and one included in a documentary. I'm not sure that used up my 15 minutes of fame so I'm reserving the rest for later use.
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Baltimore, MD
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Los Angeles, CA - San Salvador, El Salvador - Annandale, VA
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