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Patricia Elizabeth
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The mystery of D.B. Cooper has frustrated the agency for decades.
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Either he's dead and rotting on a mountain top somewhere, or he was an intelligence agent (as likely ours as someone else's) testing the system and there was more to the story than we'll ever know.
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Eating my Panera turkey/avocado BLT* alone means there was no one to give the pickle and bacon to. Both were trashed. You can uncircle me now. Bye!

* It's easier to take it off myself. Having to make requests just confuses people. Case in point, "no mayo, please." "Okay." [pause] "so that's no.." "No mayo. Right." "Oh right!"

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Wasted bacon!
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Gah. This looks so super disgusting. Why must people insist on ruining perfectly good things? Like putting nasty bacon on everything.

Bagels and Oreo cookies were doing fine on their own. Seriously, folks. Doesn't anyone remember what I keep saying?!? Just because you can doesn't mean you should!
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I'd be willing to try it. Bacon is the candy of meat. I love bacon dipped or dredged in maple syrup. I also love candied bacon as an ice cream topping. This doesn't seem like a far stretch. 
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A few years ago I ported my 703 cell number over to Google Voice (for reasons that needn't be explored at the moment); this explains why for several years now I've had both a Virginia and a Maryland mobile number. The connection through the Google Voice service has, for a year or so now, left much to be desired so I decided to once again attach my 703 number to my mobile carrier. This can't be done online so on Friday I stopped by a Sprint store and had someone help me with that. Despite the fact that the service rep had to read the instructions while he was setting the process in motion the interaction went relatively smoothly.

It wasn't until after I'd left the store that I realized this meant I could not make any calls. The things one doesn't know to ask, no? Perhaps if I were the kind of person who actually uses her phone as a phone it would have occurred to me to ask if phone usage would be interrupted but I am not. I maybe use 60 minutes of talk time a month and, really, that's probably a high guesstimate. Once I realized that I could still check email, text and Facebook, I decided I didn't care enough about the talk time to worry about it. Once the port process is complete sometime this week that will get sorted out on its own.

Of course, life being life, everyone I know will probably have the desire to actually hear my voice now. Which is a problem since calling me now only results in a generic voicemail message. But by the end of the week this should be sorted out, I think. But by then, I'm sure the desire to actually talk to me will have passed and we shall all be the better for it. Wait, what? I don't know. :)
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This is how I've always thought of it.
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Yes, one could mock this person. Or one could celebrate the fact that he knew himself so well he was able to appreciate the beauty that he had in his life at the time. How often do we get the exact things we need in our lives??
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Before I got here, I thought perhaps the Festival Trust was getting the better end of the deal. Not just free labour, but labour that willingly pays to work. However, after 10 minutes behind the till the cost-benefit exchange is clear: It’s not about the work, it’s about the experience. One that is, so far, a lot of fun.
There's a bookshop in Scotland that anyone can run, so I did.
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Justin Bieber may have redeemed himself in the past year or so with his critically acclaimed, chart-topping album Purpose and newly introspective attitude. But not that long ago, at the crest of his unreformed behavior — the egging, the DUI, the racial epithets — there was a brief squall to toss the performer out of the U.S. "Revoke Justin Bieber's Visa," read one New York Times opinion column. Time, meanwhile, ran the sober headline: "Why We Can...
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Now that I've finished my Mother's Day present maybe I should queue the "not today Saran" cross stitch. To stick with a theme...
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I'll rock you harder than the Spice Girls on crack.
Introduction
I'm fierce as a woozle so don't make me do you like BDP did PM Dawn.

When I am not busy confusing people with strange blurbs, I am a child advocate trying to figure out how to better the lives of children and families. As Ms. Houston once told us, the children, they are our future.

As far as what I talk about online? Me, myself and I. If you're looking for posts about what's going on in the world, CNN I am not. So please bear that in mind when deciding to add me to your Circles. I try to be mildly interesting, somewhat funny and only a little bit annoying. If that's the sort of thing you want to see on a daily basis, Hello! Good to meet you.

Oh, occassionally I also post about Elmo. ELMO! I love him. 
 
DISCLAIMER:
 
For the sake of funny, I will occasionally wildly exaggerate the facts, say things that don't make a lot of sense, or pretend to be ignorant about an issue. I do not, however, post anything that isn't somewhat true.
 
On occasion I will post writing exercises that may involve fiction writing. In those instances, I make sure to point that out.
 
Should you ever wonder about something I've written, please feel free to ask me a question.
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I've had a photo published in a book and one included in a documentary. I'm not sure that used up my 15 minutes of fame so I'm reserving the rest for later use.
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Los Angeles, CA - San Salvador, El Salvador - Annandale, VA
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