So I've been thinking about what set of personal pronouns I should use for my specific, unique-snowflake combination of gender and sexual identities. I don't like any of the standard ones in English, nor do I like any of the Tumblr ones.
So here's what I've decided: no pronouns at all.
That's right. Owen will no longer use any more pronouns to refer to Owen. Whether it's first or third person, from now on, when discussing Owen, you are expected to use Owen's proper noun, and no pronouns at all.
"I gave Owen Owen's money back."
No pronouns, just proper nouns.
This also includes collective pronouns. Owen insist that you mention Owen individually, rather than lumping Owen in with the others. If you want to include Owen in a group, do so as follows:
"I think they and Owen should shut the fuck up".
Thank you for taking the time to educate yourself about Owen's pronouns.