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Onorio Catenacci
Works at Quicken Loans
Attended Elkton-Pigeon-Bayport HS
Lives in Rochester, MI
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#Erlang v17.5.0 is now available on #ChocolateyNuGet.  Working on getting approval for #Elixir v1.0.4
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The first European edition of ElixirConf will take place in beautiful Kraków on 23-24 April. Besides the 2 days of learning and community fun, a full day of tutorials is scheduled for the 22nd. The first confirmed speakers are José Valim, Joe Armstrong and Chris McCord.
Call for Talks ends on 31 Dec!  Keep an eye on the website, new speakers will be added soon! 

A limited batch of 20 Very Early Bird Tickets will be released on 8 January at 11.59am CET. Grab yours as soon as possible, they will go VERY fast. 

http://www.elixirconf.eu/
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Cool idea Ms. Carin!
Sure you may have done FizzBuzz before. Maybe you have even done it in Clojure. But have you done it without the use of any conditionals? As your …
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Today I am being extorted by a psychic for ~$30. It's been a weird week. Bridal Party became zombies after the ceremony. Let me back up. I got married last month. We did a fun Halloween wedding where everyone dressed up, drank a ton, and danced the night aw...
Today I am being extorted by a psychic for ~$30. It's been a weird week. Bridal Party became zombies after the ceremony. Let me back up. I got married last month. We did a fun Halloween wedding where everyone dressed up, dran...
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#Elixir 1.0.2 is now available on #ChocolateyNuGet  
This package was approved by moderator ferventcoder on 10/27/2014. Elixir is a functional meta-programming aware language built on top of the Erlang VM. It is a dynamic language with flexible syntax with macros support that leverages Erlang's abilities to build concurrent, distributed, ...
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#Elixir   v1.0.1 is now on #chocolateynuget   Go grab some elixiry chocolatey goodness! (Chocolate milk?) http://chocolatey.org/packages/Elixir/1.0.1 
Elixir is a functional meta-programming aware language built on top of the Erlang VM. It is a dynamic language with flexible syntax with macros support that leverages Erlang's abilities to build concurrent, distributed, fault-tolerant applications with hot code upgrades.
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I'm picturing llamas coding Clojure AIs for drones while eating crumpets.  Need to go pick up some crumpets.
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Chris highlights Diver, his HBase driver for Erlang/Elixir using Jinterface and the Asynchbase Java client to query the database and how to integration complex Java projects with Erlang and Elixir.
This Hangout On Air is hosted by Chris McCord. The live video broadcast will begin soon.
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Dayton Elixir 12-03-14 - Chris Molozian - Integrating Java Projects With Elixir
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This Hangout On Air is hosted by Ryan Cromwell. The live video broadcast will begin soon.
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  • Elkton-Pigeon-Bayport HS
    High School, 1980 - 1983
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Software developer with an interest in learning functional programming. Pigeon fancier. Lucky spouse of Sharon Duffy.
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    Software Engineer, present
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