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Finding a Husband is Hard

1. You find a handsome one, the brain is empty.
2. You find a brilliant one, he looks too serious.
3. You find a rich one, he is disrespectful.
4. You find a hard-working one, he never has time for you.
5. You find a serious one, his EX keeps calling.
6. You find a humble one, he is broke.
7. You find a resposible one, he is not romantic.
8. You find an educated one, he feels he is always right.
9. You find an illiterate one, he always gets angry whenever you correct him.
10. You find a smart one, he lies every time.
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Question from IIM - Company Management interview.
 
There are 9 children in a house, and all 9 of them are in the house.
 A is ironing,
 B is watching T.V,
 C is cooking,
 D is playing chess,
 E is bathing,
 F is listening to radio,
 G is sleeping,
 I is dressing.
 
What is H doing?

Think wisely answer logically.

Answer _________ ?
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ATM card issue.

Santa talking to himself what the hell why my ATM card is not working on this ATM I must call Bank's Helpline number.

Then called the bank.

Bank manager: Hello welcome to your cash bank,how can I help you?

Santa : oh I am Santa calling from Ludhiana what's wrong with my ATM card,the ATM machine is rejecting my ATM card Everytime I insert my ATM card into it.Your bank has worst ATM machines.

Manager : just wait a minute Sir let me check it.sir I have checked your account everything is fine and you should be able to use your card.Are you sure your card is not damaged or broken.

Santa : Are you mad no one can take care of their ATM card as I do.

Manager : OK sir are you sure that the card surface surface isn't wet or rough

Santa : Are you mad or you out of your mind I take very good care of my card.As a matter of fact I even got it laminated last week when I laminated my identity card.

Manager : Sir did you just said laminate?

Santa : Oh of course yes laminate.
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Solve this:

1. Sneha's father is Arun.Then Arun is the ________of sneha's father.

This is IAS exam question. Try 2 answer it. Itz very simple, just read carefully n answer.

Only genuis can answer.....
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Read till the end!

Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.

"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Johnny was a bit of a
troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Johnny's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Johnny, of course, thought he did.

Johnny's mother wanted Johnny to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Johnny, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday."
Little Johnny stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1

Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Johnny

Johnny knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2

Dear God,
This is your friend Johnny. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.

Thank you.
Your friend
Johnny


Johnny knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.

Johnny

Johnny knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Johnny wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4

God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!

Thank you,
Johnny

Johnny knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.

Now, Johnny was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Johnny's mother thought her plan had worked, as Johnny looked very sad.

"Just be home in time for dinner," Johnny's mother told him.

Johnny walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Johnny went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Johnny bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Johnny began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5

God,

I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN,

SEND THE BIKE! !!!!!!!!
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In Coming New Year from which name should i call you??
Select one number
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20

Reply must its interesting..
Next Year will call you by that name only
👍👍👼👼
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I was having trouble with my computer. So I called David, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

David clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An ID Ten T error?
What's that? In case I need to fix it again."

David grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No", I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like that little boy.
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Solve this, if u r brilliant..😇
1. I am a 11 letter Indian city.
2. Last 3 letters is part used inside the computer.
3. 4,5,6 letters is used to store water.
4. 1,5,4 is designing software.
5. 3,7,6, is computer company name.
6. 2,5,6,8,11, is a soap name
🔧101% brain work.🔨
Reply. Any brilliants in this group....
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दीमाग हो तो उत्तर दो
अगर उत्तर दिया तो
आप ωнαтѕαρρ के राजा
कह लाऐंगे
प्रश्न ?
आ+ 🚶+ 👩‍👩‍👧‍👦+ 👩‍👩‍👦+✌=
"फिल्म " का नाम?
1 दिन का टाइम है  🕙🕙🕙🕙🕙
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दीमाग हो तो उत्तर दो अगर उत्तर दिया तो आप ωнαтѕαρρ के राजा कह लाऐंगे प्रश्न ? आ+ 🚶+ 👩‍👩‍👧‍👦+ 👩‍👩‍👦+✌= "फिल्म " का नाम? 1 दिन का टाइम है 🕙🕙🕙🕙🕙⁠⁠⁠⁠
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Side effects of alcohol.... And remedies!!!
1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause- Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
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2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
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3. Symptom- The floor looks blurry.
Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill your glass!
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4. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause : You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you!
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5. Symptom-You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!
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6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause : You're in the wrong house.
Cure -Ask if they can point you to your house.
.
7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You're in an ambulance.
Cure- Don't move. Let the professionals do their job!!!!
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Towards the end of a wedding, the bride's father approached the groom and said,
"Son, I received your last minute WhatsApp message asking me for your wedding gift.
I found your request a bit strange, but I have to fulfill your wish regardless.
Here's the packet of Four Underwear you asked for."

The groom was startled, then looked at his message again...
In a rage, he smashed his iPhone on the floor...
"Bloody Autocorrect! It was supposed to be Ford Endeavour'!!"
😆😆😅😅😂😂😜😜😃
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Wife calls her scientist husband...
"Honey.. Its Saturday.. you're late..."
"I'm busy with my team in an experiment"
"Whats that?"
"We've just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambiant temperature H2O and aqueous CO2. To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while waiting for some protein, we are fumigating the lab with vapours of nicotine...
It's 4 or 5 round experiment.. So I will be late."
"Oh dear.. I won't disturb you. Take your time.."
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