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Programmer, Troubleshooter, Release Management
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Perl, Python, UNIX, Debugging, Source Control Management
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The strange world of a pirate, in a populous city, drowning in society.
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Pirate and ninja, rolled into one person :)

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Certified Coastal Sailing, 2nd Dan Blackbelt in Tae Kwon Do, Blue Belt Gracie Jiu-Jitsu, Boardgamer aficionado
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Nicky J, Niko The Dread Pirate, Dread Pirate Niko

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A Monday with just under 4 hours of sleep, I will either sound sagely and enlightened, or I will sound like a blithering idiot.
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Not sure who is to blame, humans or the machines, but I blame time for letting it happen.  -Niko Janceski
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Watched Sense8 episode 1, terrible, 1 star, don't bother, there is no story.
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Bullshit! Can't hook me in 1 hour? Not worth watching.
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"To overcome any fear, you must first overcome the fear of failure." -Niko Janceski
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I'm afraid I've already failed to get anything accomplished today.
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dude made an IT throne at work.

IT level: badass

Credit: jonat1992

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I don't "try to survive the day."
I allow the day to survive me.
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'cause you're lost in front of me
It's true, I'm losing you.

When your locked up in my view,
It's true, I love you

When I'm lost I'll come to you,
So blue, I'm feeling you,

And you know it's over,
When you're gonna break down.
Take everything and live for the moment,
It's only gonna bring you down.
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No time for you! Apple Nazis.
Did you hear the one about how Apple Watch apps from third-party developers aren’t allowed to tell the time? It reads: “Watch Apps whose primary function is telling time will be rejected.” As it’s done with the iPhone and the iPad, Apple has specific ideas about what third-party apps can and cannot do. It's time for Apple to loosen up a bit.
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They opened a new parking lot near my home, they call it Route 46 West (near I-95). #traffic #nj
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That's good. They need more parking in that area.
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This isn’t intended for me, I don’t think. It’s a missive from the edge of despair, I mean brink of total desperation; the communication therein says her hopes for survival are slim and she’s writing to the Niko, though we’ve yet to meet, with a confidential matter ‘cause she’s heard I’m discreet. And the urgency of her request for my aid is matched by the depth of the trust she displayed.

“DON’T BETRAY ME LIKE OUR OIL MINISTER DID, STAGED A COUP. AND I’M ABOUT TO FLEE NIGERIA SOON BUT I’LL NEVER MAKE IT OUT,” she says, "WITH $20,320,000 US DOLLARS" that are still in her possession. She embezzled them, I guess.

Look, I don’t really know her, so that’s none of my business. She’s the LADY MARYAM ABACHA, deposed. These days, she can’t even get her caps-lock key unfroze. But something about a widow in distress (with 20 million dollars hidden in a metal chest) softened up the Niko's heart, no doubt, so I hit the reply button, tell her I can help her out.

She writes me back: "DEAR NIKO UNITED STATES..." she acts so thankful. A bank full of money awaits! And I hate delays so I’m quick to turn around with my full name and the number to my checking account and the scan of my license to drive an automobile and my passport number, proving Niko is for real! Then I’ll meet the money in Stockholm. Ain’t gonna walk home. Think I’ll retire to the south of Spain and sip gazpacho.

Not so quick, there’s a little problem: LADY A apparently had difficulty running all them numbers I give her. But look, the fake ID is my only one, and that’s a real passport — I got it off usenet and checked, I’m not dumb. I’m not some idiot who’s about to lose your money for you quicker than I’m getting it. And of course my bank balance is negative; whose isn’t? That’s why I need your 20% money laundering commission.

And I’m wishing I could talk about this further with you but I can’t. I just got an email from DOOCTOR UBUGU OF CHAD. He’s got a $170,000,000 in a bag. I feel I got to help him ‘cause his story is so sad.
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Mario beat out Niko and Jeff to Onyx Illuminator badge with his damn layers of fields! Celebrate and buy Mario a drink.
Black Illuminator
Fri, May 29, 7:00 PM
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Almost there
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You will play....
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Second worst Starbucks I've been to in NYC. The staff is great and not the problem. Always busy, always runs out of random things (whip, flavor syrup, coffee, food). The customers (mostly kids) are the worst and usually cause the biggest problems. It also seems to need a bouncer occasionally to kick out the RiffRaff and bums. I've seen people sleeping in there. Management and "customers" need a spanking, not the staff.
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Excellent authentic Indian cuisine. Better than some Indian food I've had in NYC. Staff was friendly and tasty cocktails. Nice decor and Bollywood films playing on the tv. Weird that the bathroom is key locked, but that meant it was a clean bathroom since no schmucks are trashing it. Mild was spicy for me, but medium wasn't spicy enough for my girlfriend, so they bring out the green spicy sauce. The naan was excellent, the lamb and chicken was tender and sauce soaked in. Loved it.
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Excellent sushi, best tasting I have had in New Jersey (north and central) yet. Priced well also.
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Infested with birds. Barely ate, left after 15 minutes, left no tip.
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Best breakfast for miles.
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