There comes a time in every marriage, long-term living arrangement with a lover, and romantic written correspondence with a death row inmate, when epic professions of love no longer get your motor running. When you've been listening to the same man snore f...
Clap. Clap. If you're reading this, even if you're a good and kind and loving person, chances are you're a racist. I am. I'm not a hooded member of the KKK. I'm not pouring poison into my children's ears about the nature of some people predicated on the c...
I give you this advice under duress. I, like so many patriots, want to perfect the one thing that will make me, without contest, the Greatest American. I want to make a juicy and flavorful Thanksgiving turkey that also has a uniformly crispy skin. It's how ...
I'm running this post on behalf of myCharge because I like their products (I own one). I'm also doing it because it's in conjunction with Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva who I trust to share cool stuff. myCharge is sending me a RazorPlus for posting this....
Valentine's Day is Saturday. I have big plans to do absolutely nothing with my husband. We've been married for 13 years and we have 4 kids and 2 dogs and a mortgage. It's not as easy these days to thrown caution (and our undergarments) to the wind and speak...
I'll say this, no one ever worries about getting a Christmas present wrapped in birthday paper. Like many December babies I worry that my birthday is marginalized by Christ's birthday. I put on a brave face, but for a guy who was all about humility, he sure...
Now for something you don't need! This week I'm reviewing my cracked iPhone 5C screen. This review will be of no use to you at all. Except that maybe you will laugh. Mind you, I'm not guaranteeing that. Let's not get contractual about this. SPOILER: Not gr...
Emojis, everyone's doin' it. But not everyone is doin' it right. For example, this is appropriate, if boring. And this is appropriate, if over the top (and borderline over-medicated). And this is what happens when a small child plays with your phone. But...
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Inheritance Alert!! My Ship Has Come In. (More specifically a yacht) - L...
I received the shocking news of a distant relative's demise today. Please respect my privacy while I reflect on the fat inheritance I have c
April Fools Day Easter eggs. Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
See the look on Zoey and Holden’s faces when I put something else in the Easter eggs for April Fools Day!!! HILARIOUS!! If you think this wa
If Travolta Introduced The Kardashians... - Damn You Auto Correct!
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What’s on that mannequin? Yes, you did just see that.
Once upon a time there was a little girl. She was a very precocious, inquisitive little girl. Okay- this girl is Emma. Let me just put it ou
Saying that Jenny McCarthy is responsible for the anti-vaccine movement ...
When you think of Jenny McCarthy as the chick who stripped down for Playboy, it’s easy to rip on her for her outspoken views and opinions ab
If at first you don't succeed, come sit next to me.
There's a rash of resolution posts and status updates and phone calls and e-mails making the rounds. I think it's great. All of us willing o
The Elf on the Shelf Goes All Miley Cyrus on Us and Other Funny Things
In honor of today's Celebrity Meme Roundup, I've written a little jingle which you can download for free at nowhere. Here it is: Deck the LO
Is that a white elephant on your Crotchgear? #GIVEAWAY
He had been a part of the office holiday tradition at my old company for years untold. I say that because no one told me for how many years