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Nicole Leigh Shaw
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Lives in Fort Wayne, IN
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They are not lies so much as a half-truths. Ones in which I tell the untrue half. Me on Lifetime Moms.
As if the pediatrician believes 100% of her patients “love broccoli” and “prefer to be outdoors instead of in front of a screen.”
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Poetry: How poets have been getting lucky since forever
There comes a time in every marriage, long-term living arrangement with a lover, and romantic written correspondence with a death row inmate, when epic professions of love no longer get your motor running.  When you've been listening to the same man snore f...
There comes a time in every marriage, long-term living arrangement with a lover, and romantic written correspondence with a death row inmate, when epic professions of love no longer get your motor running.  When you've be...
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If you're racist and you know it, clap your hands
Clap. Clap. If you're reading this, even if you're a good and kind and loving person, chances are you're a racist.  I am.  I'm not a hooded member of the KKK. I'm not pouring poison into my children's ears about the nature of some people predicated on the c...
Clap. Clap. If you're reading this, even if you're a good and kind and loving person, chances are you're a racist.  I am.  I'm not a hooded member of the KKK. I'm not pouring poison into my children's ears about the nat...
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What to do if your turkey is jacked up on Thanksgiving
I give you this advice under duress. I, like so many patriots, want to perfect the one thing that will make me, without contest, the Greatest American. I want to make a juicy and flavorful Thanksgiving turkey that also has a uniformly crispy skin. It's how ...
I give you this advice under duress. I, like so many patriots, want to perfect the one thing that will make me, without contest, the Greatest American. I want to make a juicy and flavorful Thanksgiving turkey that also has a ...
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I'm reveiw things you don't care about at all. Don't thank me, this video is largely useless. 
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Dig the tech on this car. Have it with an option that it can transform from this "date night" size you've got here to "you four are the reason your father and I need a date night!" size? 
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In case of burrito emergency, you need a myCharge (a giveaway and some stern advice)
I'm running this post on behalf of myCharge because I like their products (I own one). I'm also doing it because it's in conjunction with Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva who I trust to share cool stuff. myCharge is sending me a RazorPlus for posting this....
I'm running this post on behalf of myCharge because I like their products (I own one). I'm also doing it because it's in conjunction with Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva who I trust to share cool stuff. myCharge is sending ...
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A Very Serious Discussion About Sex
Valentine's Day is Saturday. I have big plans to do absolutely nothing with my husband. We've been married for 13 years and we have 4 kids and 2 dogs and a mortgage. It's not as easy these days to thrown caution (and our undergarments) to the wind and speak...
Valentine's Day is Saturday. I have big plans to do absolutely nothing with my husband. We've been married for 13 years and we have 4 kids and 2 dogs and a mortgage. It's not as easy these days to thrown caution (and our unde...
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Jesus Christ: Birthday Thief
I'll say this, no one ever worries about getting a Christmas present wrapped in birthday paper. Like many December babies I worry that my birthday is marginalized by Christ's birthday. I put on a brave face, but for a guy who was all about humility, he sure...
I'll say this, no one ever worries about getting a Christmas present wrapped in birthday paper. Like many December babies I worry that my birthday is marginalized by Christ's birthday. I put on a brave face, but for a guy who...
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Random Reviews (No One Can Use): Cracked iPhone Screen
Now for something you don't need! This week I'm reviewing my cracked iPhone 5C screen. This review will be of no use to you at all. Except that maybe you will laugh. Mind you, I'm not guaranteeing that. Let's not get contractual about this.  SPOILER: Not gr...
Now for something you don't need! This week I'm reviewing my cracked iPhone 5C screen. This review will be of no use to you at all. Except that maybe you will laugh. Mind you, I'm not guaranteeing that. Let's not get con...
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I reviewed my iPhone 5c with a cracked screen so you won't have to. That me, bringing you the reviews you need.
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Emojigami: The Art of Making Emoji Sentences
Emojis, everyone's doin' it. But not everyone is doin' it right.  For example, this is appropriate, if boring.  And this is appropriate, if over the top (and borderline over-medicated). And this is what happens when a small child plays with your phone.  But...
Emojis, everyone's doin' it. But not everyone is doin' it right.  For example, this is appropriate, if boring.  And this is appropriate, if over the top (and borderline over-medicated). And this is what hap...
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  • NickMom.com
    Writer/Blogger, 2011 - present
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    Content Creator, 2012 - 2012
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Kennesaw, GA - Melrose, MA - Boston, MA - Cary, NC - Pompton Lakes, NJ - Lodi, NJ - Elmwood Park, NJ - Melbourne, FL
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Bumbling self-depricator by day; Ninja Mom . . . well, only on my blog.
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I'm not the droid you've been looking for. I AM Nicole Leigh Shaw, writer of the blog Ninja Mom, contributor at NickMom.com, professional fool, and gassy 30-something.
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Offspring alive? Check.
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  • Montclair State University
    English, 2000
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Mom, Babe, Hey Nik?, MOOOOOOOM, Nikki
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If at first you don't succeed, come sit next to me.
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December Birthday Blues
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Like many December babies I worry that my birthday is marginalized by Christ's birthday. I put on a brave face, but for a guy who was all ab

What Your Wine Choice Says About You
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What does your wine choice say about you? Find out with this funny chart, on NickMom.com!

The Elf on the Shelf: 2013 Pop Culture Edition
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Christmas is coming, so check out our Elf on the Shelf: 2013 Pop Culture Edition, only on NickMom.com!

The Elf on the Shelf Goes All Miley Cyrus on Us and Other Funny Things
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Is that a white elephant on your Crotchgear? #GIVEAWAY
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He had been a part of the office holiday tradition at my old company for years untold. I say that because no one told me for how many years

Luke-isms: A Self Esteem Builder
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Humor blog from a trophy wife and Mom in Music City. Creator of Awkward Smoking Pictures.

All veggies, no burns, one meal
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It's week three of my #GiantDifference series with Green Giant. They hired me to earnestly engage with their products and write about it, an