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Nicholas Cardot
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I'm a Diabolical Genius Villain™ (with minions & lair). Also I love chocolate chip cookie dough. Character is judged by your reverence for The Princess Bride.
I'm a Diabolical Genius Villain™ (with minions & lair). Also I love chocolate chip cookie dough. Character is judged by your reverence for The Princess Bride.

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Nerd Humor #26: The Story of Frank Feldman
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was really something special."

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right.”

Passenger: "Wow, what a guy!"

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife."

#NerdHumor
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Here's some more great Star Wars art for you. :-)

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Star Wars Art #11: Darth Vader

#StarWars #RogueOne #DarthVader
Unstoppable

Darth Vader from the epic scene in Rogue One

(Source: goo.gl/aBLc1d)

#StarWars #DarthVader #RogueOne
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Nerd Humor #25: Because Nerd Humor is the Best Humor
A Deadpool Knife Block. Shut up and take my money!

#NerdHumor

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Wonder Woman: What do you think?
So this weekend marks the launch of Wonder Woman in theaters around the U.S. And, for pretty much the first time in the history of the recently launched DC Extended Universe, it's been received for the most part with amazing reviews.

Have you seen it yet? If so, keep it spoiler free, but please let me know what you thought of it? If you haven't seen it, are you planning to go see it at some point?

Personally, this is probably my most anticipated movie so far in the DCEU. Generally, I don't go to the theaters; I just wait for movies to hit BluRay, but I may have to make an exception for this.

#WonderWoman #DCEU #Movies #SuperHereos
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What are the best WordPress plugins in the world?
Are there any plugins that you feel like you absolutely couldn't live without? If so, what are they and why are they so essential to you?
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So our server admin is getting ready to run some updates late tonight. One of the updates is going to be moving us from PHP 5.x up to PHP 7. Have any of you made that jump yet? If so, what was your experience like with it? I've read that PHP7 is much, much faster than its predecessor. Thoughts?

What are some things that you do to humanize your presence on Social Media platforms?
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