There he is, signing papers at his desk. Then, the Kentucky senator looks up and straight into the camera as he cracks an awkward, high cheek-boned smile. Instrumental music plays quietly in the background.
LET'S SEE HOW THE REPUBLICANS ENJOY UNEMPLOYMENT. SEE HOW THEY LIVE THERE LIFESTYLE MUSTLESS PUT FOOD ON THERE TABLE. TIME TO CLEAN SENATE AND CONGRESS. WE NEED TO PROTEST, BUT OUR GOVERNMENT WOULD BEAT US DOWN LIKE DOGS IN THE STREET.