Ha! This is awesome!
(taken from: http://goo.gl/SS6985
Our Duarte, who art at Google,
hallowed be thy design guidelines.
L will be done,
and be bugfixed like a motherf*cker.
Give us this day our material Play Music,
and forgive us our impatience,
as we forgive you for the Hangouts Dialer app.
Lead us not into skeuomorphism,
but deliver us from Metro.
For thine is the Holo,
the Material and the Roboto,
for ever and ever...