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Natalie Metzger
Works at Cadet Manufacturing
Attended University of Portland
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It's late here. There was a time where 11pm was when my evening would just be getting started, but those days are long gone. Those days are also the reason I know time travel will not be invented w...
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Last year I took a little pastels class. I had a couple antique boxes of some nice quality French and German pastels that my dad gave me a while ago and I thought it was about time I learned how to use them. It's a shame to let art supplies like those go to waste.  These little painting sketches are the results of that class (I just completely forgot to share until now). I haven't done any more pastel paintings since the class, but I ha...
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Fetch? How do socks disappear from the laundry? Cats. Even if you don’t have a cat, they still are responsible. It’s true. Most of these things I’ve either had first hand cat experience with them...
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I really wish I had that spell in real life. A great many things in the universe seem like they might be able to be fixed if we tried turning everything off, waiting fifteen seconds and then turnin...
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Not only are we not afraid of no ghosts, we're also far from fearful when it comes to funked-up tunes celebrating the forthcoming, female-led Ghostbusters flick. The same of which can be said for Portland, Oregon YouTubers The Doubleclicks, whose latest tackling of an iconic tune is sure to Uptown Funk you up. You may remember The Doubleclicks from their fantastic cello cover of the Doctor Who theme song. But in this latest video of theirs, a sli...
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Poor Mal, so often cast into the nameless void. Until a couple of weeks from now, when I'll give it a name. I think Sim raises an important point about the comic, and Lovecraftian fiction in genera...
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Never underestimate an idiot with a brick backed up by a giant roof dwelling cephalopod. The world is a strange place full of strange things. In the world of the working human, the reverence we hav...
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Mal and the Ceiling Squid are going bring the pain. Or possibly the pain shall be brought to them, I'm going to play it by ear. It's been an insane week. I started a new job doing creative things f...
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Also known as Pallas's Cat or Manul. These cats are native to the Tibetian Plateau, have excessive amounts of dense fur and always seem to look like they're about to murder something.   Shirts and prints available! Thanks to everyone on Twitter (Maria, Chris, Erin) who inspired this piece. 
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Freelance Illustrator - Network Systems Administrator
Employment
  • Cadet Manufacturing
    Network Systems Administrator, 2006 - present
  • Freelance
    Illustrator, 2006 - present
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Gender
Female
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Tagline
The answer is always "more tentacles".
Introduction
Sometimes Illustrator/Cartoonist, sometimes Network/Systems Admin.
Education
  • University of Portland
    Electrical Engineering, 1998 - 2002
    BS - Computer Track
  • Portland State University
    Electrical Engineering, 2004 - 2007
    MS - Coursework concentrations in Networking and Robotics