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Natalie Metzger
Works at Cadet Manufacturing
Attended University of Portland
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May the Hork Be With You Heirloom ogre underwear is handed down over the generations. It’s usually reserved for special occasions and many ogre families take pride in the age and potency of...
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Rainbows Just because a farm animal is pocket sized does not mean it’s had proper house training. Don’t look at me like that. At least one fart joke is required of all webcomics. It’s in the bylaws....
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Yup. I went there. I'm also thinking about doing a war rig cat bus. ;) Prints and junk available.
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Tea Time Yup. — Thanks for reading! May your day be filled with interesting conversation about bees.
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Re-Bee-Possessed Gotta keep up on those cheese payments or the repo gnome is going to make you a visit, and really, no one wants that. Not even the gnome. In other news, cookies! Do you have opinions...
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Godsdammit Mal. I love that last panel so much. We've been delving into the weird a lot with the last few comics. I'd say things are going to start making sense soon but that would be a cruel and t...
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Exciting announcement! I'll be at Rose City Comic Con in Portland, Oregon, September 19-20, 2015. Find me in Artist Alley at table S11. Just look for the giant Murder Ball (Pallas's Cat) that is giving everyone the murder stare. :) I'll have some prints of my regular illustration stuff that's featured on this site, a few originals, as well as merch. for Cthulhu Slippers and Over-Encumbered. Additionally, I'll be doing con sketches...
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Poor Nyarlathotep. If you've got a busy day of murder, madness and oppression ahead of you, you need your sleep. I don't know why but the idea of Mal ripping off his pants before going into battle ...
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Gift Horse Sometimes you just have to roll with the odd gifts of strangers… or friends and family, for that matter. What’s the weirdest gift you’ve received? For me, it was a 6x4in piece of painted...
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Get yourself together Steve! It's been a very weird week, but on the plus side I am full of pizza so I have a lot to be thankful for. Doing a Pluto comic was Natalie's idea so she deserves all the ...
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Party Bees! Party bees are the worst. THE WORST. You’re like, “But I’m tired, party bees. I don’t want to party.” And they’re like, “But you gotta come! We need a DD, dude.” And then they throw up all...
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Occupation
Freelance Illustrator - Network Systems Administrator
Employment
  • Cadet Manufacturing
    Network Systems Administrator, 2006 - present
  • Freelance
    Illustrator, 2006 - present
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Female
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Tagline
The answer is always "more tentacles".
Introduction
Sometimes Illustrator/Cartoonist, sometimes Network/Systems Admin.
Education
  • University of Portland
    Electrical Engineering, 1998 - 2002
    BS - Computer Track
  • Portland State University
    Electrical Engineering, 2004 - 2007
    MS - Coursework concentrations in Networking and Robotics