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Natalie Metzger
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Attended University of Portland
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Ale’s Well That Ends Well Everyone needs a role model, right? This concludes Season 2 of Over-Encumbered! Stay tuned, we’ll be rolling right into Season 3. — Thanks so much for reading. Special thanks...
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Neigh Fever Edna is only a purple mohair belt combat knitter hobbyist, but as every combat knitter knows, you can never have too many supplies. I tried knitting once. The poor scarf I was trying to...
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Buzzed Apologies for the sparse updates of late. I keep forgetting this is the time of my annual holiday mauling. Is everyone surviving the season in one piece and/or anyone have any good terrible...
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Cyborg Monday could be fun. Everyone would have ocular implants and retractable claw hands for a day. That would be pretty neat right? Not that other Cyborg Monday, though. You know, the one where the cyborgs descend from their cyborg dimension and harvest the human race for spare parts? Definitely the first one and not the second one. Anyway, Happy Cyber Monday (not Cyborg Monday) to everyone! Society 6 has everything 20% off a...
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Uuntz Uuntz Uuntz You know what’s worse than party bees? Over-stimulated party bees. You’ll never get their rave music out of your head. What I’m trying to say is, don’t do high potency nectar of the...
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Hi everyone. I'm very sick from chemo so it's been slow going for the last while. In particular the last five days or so have been really bad, but I seem to be coming back up again. For some reason...
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Mother Knows Best It’s always good to do your research. Oh well, at least Jupiter got a new axe out of the deal. I really wish all crappy gifts were transmutable. How about you? Have you given up...
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Judgement When you’re going up against a dragon, let’s face it, the dragon usually wins. Edna is the master craftbeardswoman. I hope everyone is having/had a great New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day....
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Stiff Competition I sympathize with Jupiter. Those are some pretty erect beards. — Thanks so much for reading! May your hair be extra perky today!
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Not All Dwarves Stereotypes get stuck to everyone, you know? Personally, I’m terrible at stereotypical “lady” things like make-up and “girl talk” and whatever else people think I should automagically...
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Because who doesn't like a little rainbow velociraptor, right? Right. Also, a swanky slate blue version! --- Shirts, prints, mugs, leggings and other nifty swag featuring this image can be found at my Society6 shop. Rainbow on gray version! Blue on white version!
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Gnome Spotting Not to be mistaken for spotted gnomes. At least they are getting coffee before revenging. Revenging should always be done after one is well caffeinated. As with most things. What are...
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Have her in circles
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Peter Cannon's profile photo
Rachael Carpenter's profile photo
Martyn Casserly's profile photo
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Julia Shumulinsky's profile photo
Laura Burns's profile photo
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Freelance Illustrator - Network Systems Administrator
Employment
  • Cadet Manufacturing
    Network Systems Administrator, 2006 - present
  • Freelance
    Illustrator, 2006 - present
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Female
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The answer is always "more tentacles".
Introduction
Sometimes Illustrator/Cartoonist, sometimes Network/Systems Admin.
Education
  • University of Portland
    Electrical Engineering, 1998 - 2002
    BS - Computer Track
  • Portland State University
    Electrical Engineering, 2004 - 2007
    MS - Coursework concentrations in Networking and Robotics