How people describe me :
-a fukin' strange guy
than the rest
-a presumptuous chauvinistic jackass
I am often
immitated but never duplicated:.
ANSERS TO SOME COMMON
-Are you a fake? No.
-Are you Gay ? HELL NO
you the creator of Orkut? No.
-Who are you? See above for my name.
don't you post better pictures? I am tired of getting attention for my
-Why don't you write any testimonials? I don't like
-Why don't you accept testimonials? Orkut cannot show
all my testimonials.
-Do you know why you exist?
Yes. And I am
developing new thories all the time.(GET A LIFE)
-Where did you find
Most probably, on your friend's friend list.don remember... but
hey what the heck..
-Where did you find my friend?
on your friend's friend's friend list.
-Why did you visit me multiple
Most probably I visited you only once, but since no one
visits your profile, you keep seeing my name everyday.
-Do you know
Unless we have talked before, No.
-Do I know you? You'd know
it if you did. No one ever forgets me.
-Why did you visit my page?
see your profile.
-Do you live in coimbtore ? No.
-Can I be your
Sure, See above note and link for where you can add me as a
-Why did you visit my page if you don't know my language? I
can't tell your profile is in your language until I get there.
have this great theory about why you're so popular and I'm just dying to
tell everyone! May I?
NO! MOVE ON! Talking about your theory now is
just like explaining the science behind having an orgasm as everyone at
an orgy is about to climax. GO AWAY. Find similar minded friends, and go
ta hell with your theories.
Answers to some offers I have
If you are a guy, then I'm not interested
because I am not gay, If you are an attractive girl, then get in touch
with me to see how we can get the ball rolling.
-Fuck your mother:
contact my mom about this. I don't manage her social calendar.
be friends because I want to practice my English:
Mate, Buy a book,
watch English speaking movies, listen to american songs. Leave me alone.
Even though I am anatomically equipped to do this, I
find it more interesting to have sex with ladies.
more than 150 friend requests a day. It is getting to be very time
consuming to sort through all these requests. Please don't add me as a
friend if you really don't care if I am your friend or not. Also don't
add me if you look like a 12 year old kid, and if you are not a real
person (i.e. if you are a cartoon character, a famous rock or pop star,
or a world famous movie star......I DON CARE>>>) or have some
other person's picture on your profile. Thanks.
If I send
you a friend request and you'd like to accept, then I thank you for
accepting my offer of friendship and congratulate you on your good taste
in choosing your friends