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Phool dekhay thay Janzon pay hamesha Shoukat !!
Kal meri aankh nay Phoolon kay Janazay dekhay !!

Funny Facts About Engineers  :) :D
1. For engineers every course 󾔂apart from engineering󾔃 is easy
2. An engineer has the power of getting up󾰴 at 9.25am and reaching the class at 9.30 am.⏰
3. T-shirt and jeans󾓐 are engineer's national dress and Maggi is the national food.
4. A normal person will fix󾕎 the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.󾓉
5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship with a girl.
6. An engineer doesn't care for the rise in price󾓤 of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs Rs.8.0 instead of 7.0
7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem, then he will create󾔴 one and would start solving it.󾔳
8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression
9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you’re CUTE
This is how engineers flirt
10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking the attendance.
11. An engineer can finish his syllabus󾕅 in one night.
12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this.😎
13. An Engineer will never sleep󾰴 in night and will never wake up in morning.
14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents.󾆟
15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing👥 with Engineers is like killing the mosquito󾇚 on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.
17. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having bottle of beer in his hand.
18. There is always a hidden folder󾕃 in engineer's laptop.

Sometimes I feel like, Main Jee Liya !!

Na tha Charagh t0u Ghar hi Jala diya !
Gharib e Shehar ne Tehwar t0 manana tha !

Pyas kehti hai chal Rait nich0ri jaye !
Apnay Hissay me Samandar nahi anay wala . . .

Only a most character less, honor less, deaf, dumb, blind would accept Altaf Hussain, Zardari, Bilawal, Fazlul Rehman , Nawaz Sharif, Hamza Shehbaz as their leaders ! We WONT!
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