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The Oreo cookie says not to worry about the Mayan calendar haha
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Mayans can have the cream in the middle.  I want the cookie wafers...
 
Oreos are designed to look like that because they too are made from the decapitated heads of people :P
 
Funny. Doesn't say the world is ending though.
 
(O_o)?! I don't know, I'd start worrying if an Oreo cookie speak to me... 
 
hahaha.. the oreo's tell us when the end of the world is, but nobody can decipher the calender on the cookies.
 
I just bought a package of oreos for the Cowboys game on Sunday. I sure hope I get to eat it. Go Cowboys.
 
All hail the Oreo Cookie Gods!
Twinkies are false prophets!
 
HA HA HA! IS THAT RIGHT, THE OREO? HOWEVER, I REALLY DON'T BELIEVE THE WORLD WILL END THIS YEAR! BILL, YOU KNOW WHO!
 
No body know when the end of world only god known when
 
+Qasim Hussain dunking one into my cup of tea right this very moment (well, before I typed this, and continuing after typing this)
 
I see demand increasing for the oreo. Hide your supply cuz I'm coming to get them
 
WHY DON'T YOU STOP. I COULDN'T HELP BUT LAUGH. BILL
 
Always makes me laugh how people attempt to correlate the Gregorian calendar with the Mayan calendar. The two are entirely different (even the units of time used are different).

Let's also not forget how much time has passed since the extinction of the Mayan civilization... do you have any idea how many years have been lost since then? We've had the entire Dark Ages since then, our system of time has changed since then, we've introduced and repeatedly changed Daylight Savings since then...
There's no chance (zero) that the Mayan Calendar correlates to ours anymore.

Even if it did correlate and it turned out that the Mayan calendar really does end on the 21st of December 2012 (which it most certainly doesn't), all it means is that they ran out of room on a round stone... that's all!

To be honest, they were ambitious to create a calendar spanning such a vast period of time in the first place!
 
That's the Aztec calendar, not the mayan calendar! 
 
I BELIEVE THE MAYANS' HAD DIRECT CONTACT WITH GOD, OF WHICH ENABLED THEIR SUPER NATURAL POWERS? BILL. BUT LIKE MOSES THAT LOST GODS FAVORE. IF INFACT THEY HAD SUPER NATURAL POWERS.
 
I was going to make a joke about having a 2-way radio chat with god, and how typing comments in all-caps makes it more likely for god to see them.... but it's just too easy!
 
If they knew there would be Oreo cookies, they would have had a reason to live.
 
I think if they'd considered Oreo cookies, they'd have had wrist calendars :P
 
+Simon Stuart LMAO ... I love how some people can give you all you need to know in one statement
 
Mona knows. Somehow she always knows. I know it's creepy but it's true. If she's wrong about this I will eat a hotdog at high noon at the local dog shop. 
 
+Roberto Solis btw.. forgot to mention before... it's Aztec, but it isn't a calendar! It's the "Stone of the Sun" (sort of like the Aztec version of an astrology chart)
 
OK, we've got a little more than 2 days to see as to whether the world ends on Friday or not. The fact that they did not factor in leap years means that we have already gone well past the time in real days and the fact that they also did not factor in the calendar change from Gregorian to Julian also means that about ten extra days must be added. Guess it already has - NOT - happened.
 
Um the Mayan calendar doesn't say the world will end dude all it states is that a transition period will occur at the end of a long count cycle on December 22 2012 that's been like five thousand and some years long 
 
Enough of this oreo stuff. My donut is getting jealous.
 
Since nobody has actually spoken to an ancient Mayan, and thus all of this is pulled out of the collective arse of a bunch of notoriety-hungry history whores... I'm going to say that the Mayan Calendar states that it's time for people to STFU and get on with their lives, and stop looking for pathetic myths to entertain themselves.
 
Simon, Simon lighten up. Don't be so uptight. Roll with it. Don't worry. You'll be here on Friday. I think.
 
+Richard Vigil I am light (slightly drunk). I just wanted to make the "notoriety-hungry history whore" line ;)
 
Wouldn't it be weird if the Twinkie were shaped like the Oreo.  We'd all be going insane right now.  
 
haha and btw the earth technically was supposed to end a few years ago since it was said that it would end before leap year was made.
 
And when was leap year made may I ask?
 
+Anne Schmitt it's not a calendar... it's the Aztec "stone of the sun" (a sort of Aztec version of the Zodiac)
 
That's just so cute.  Have to share.  Hope I don't tick off those poor Mayans...oh wait.....
 
YOUR NOT MAKING SENCE, AND SOUNDS LIKE, I WANT TO BELIEVE BUT SCARED. GODS SCIENCES ARE HIS EVIDENCE, AND YES MUST DIG FOR THEM! HE IS NOT PLEASED WITH MANKIND AS A WHOLE. EVEN YOUR OWN DEBATES ABOUT GOD ARE INSULTING, AND YES THEY ARE TRUE SPURITUAL FILLINGS AGAINST GOD INFACT. NOW, HOW MIGHT HE FILL. AND TO THINK IT DOESN'T MATTER? KNOW THAT IT IS GOD! ITS PERIOD. BILL
 
I'm blocking Willian Beaman. Can't fucking stand these religious nutjobs preaching their nonesense brainwashed delusions.
 
you're reading it wrong... the Oreo says "the world won't end, but we'll all die from fatness"
 
I like to open up the oreo and lick the cream inside * sighs wistfully * ...wait...I think I meant the Mayan calender. See, it has caramel sauce inside...
 
Yeah, I can't believe in god.  Our bodies are too inefficient and weird for it to make sense that this was on purpose.  I'd believe in god if we didn't have to poo.
 
+K Wenner I like to put it this way: Intelligent design would never be used to create such unintelligent beings.

Also: if there is a God, may he strike me down this very second.
 
dude the world is not going to end. No one will ever know but when it does it will but it surely won't end on 12/21/12.  Just have fun everyday with your love ones because thats all that matters in the world
 
That joke is delicious cant get enough of it
 
MONA, YOUR JUST SCARED. YOU SHOULD BE. AND MONA, IS GOD! BILL. BY THE WAY, ITS TOO LATE TO BLOCK! DOE DOE
 
You think he is into your parlor tricks?  He is God not Houdini.
 
Yeah i dont belevie that the world is going 2 end just because of a calendar
 
If Nabisco goes the way of Hostess, the world may as well emplode.
 
@Abigail Lim-what? that they don't look anything alike except for being a circle?
 
LOL yeah i knew oreos were trust  worthy
 
That is the Aztec calendar in the picture.
 
I <3 Oreos. I believe the Oreos
 
Oreos are so nice just wish I could download this pic to my phone mainly because I do believe in this whole Mayan calandar stuff but I am starting to think it ain gonna happen. I hope not anyway. If it does, long shall I remember the Oreo cookie lol
 
people are going to go on crazy crime sprees and then wake up on the 22nd like 'oh crap'
 
that is true we r not going to die on the 21st ok people so dont worry ok we will be fine
 
yerp i dont get why people think that on the 21st the world will end on the 20th people ail be so worried about everything and then on the 22nd they be like oh i guess they were right the world didnt end
 
ONLY IF YOUR BLIND TO IT. YOU ARE AFRAID, ADMIT IT. THE SIGNS ASSOCIATES GOD TEACHINGS OF ABOUT THE PICTURE READING, IS A METHOD THAT ENABLE THE DECERNMENT. HERE ARE FACTS IF YOU NOT TAKE THEM OUT OF CONTEXT! BILL
 
I am NOT  afraid!!!!!!!!! I just cant believe people think things that stupid!!!!!
 
THIS IS NOT THE MAYAN CALENDARY, THAT'S THE AZTECA !!!!!!
 
I don't think the Mayan calendar applies to me.  I'm not Mayannaise.
 
from Simon Stuart, " I just wanted to make the "notoriety-hungry history whore" line ;)"   Funniest thing I've seen on G+ all week.  I can only +1 that once, unfortunately.
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They should have made a Mayan edition cookie. I'd buy it. Just never strawberry; it taste like 'tussin.
 
I'm a Christian so I know that is not true
 
this is not true. i belive that when God wishes He will destroy all the universe in just minutes.examples are storms,bhookum etc
 
i am muslim. world cannot end untill God send His prophet Hazrat EESA A.S and Imam MEHDI A.S on this world for justice. so don't be worry.
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oreo i love oreo first you twist it then you lick it then you put it back together and then you eat the yummy oreo. yolo
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Really Good one !! Enjoy your Oreo cookies.. I am also a fan of these.
 
I never thought of that before....(stares intently at cookie)
 
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the mayan calender looks like an oreo cookie......
 
Hi dear Mona nomura My name is siawash rashid would you like to have contact with me as a real friend 
 
are you talking to me or someone else
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IFTHE WORLD ENDED TOMORROW CHINA PEOPLE WOULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THEY ARE SO FAR FROM US
 
Maya in Indian language is illusion so Mayan predictions could just be an illusion. What they meant and what we understand may not be the same
 
God is great think alway positive, everything will be fine.
God give us very fine life & if he take back why should we r worry .
 
i don't believe that the world will end tomorrow because in the bible it says that we will not know the time when Jesus will be coming back to take all of the believers to heaven. the bible also says that Jesus himself will come like a thief in the night and we will be caught unaware as to the time.
 
I thought the wrld was supposed to end today......im still
here.......and the wrld still looks like its here......i guess the
mayan calander was a little off on its timing......lol
 
Wow christmas break can be a big bust sometimes........i have
absolutly nothig to do!!!!!
-bored with life.

On 12/21/12, kelly shanley <****@**> wrote:
> I thought the wrld was supposed to end today......im still
> here.......and the wrld still looks like its here......i guess the
> mayan calander was a little off on its timing......lol
>
 
No, it happened so fast already, in a twinkling of an eye.

Brinkley
 
Wait r u saying ur already done with christmas break???? Mine just strted.......
 
Heres something to think about if u live in the united states and u
have heard about the shooting in conneticut,
We protect our capitol with armed gaurds, we protwct our courts with
armed gaurds, we protect our judges with armed gaurds, we protect our
president with armed gaurds are our childrens value any less than
these others?? Should we be allowed to protect our children and our
schools with armed security or should keep allowing our children to be
put into the path of harm By not putting into a secure system of
security at our childrens schools to keep them safe.....
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Fucking good, jajajajajajaaj el calendario azteca jajaja .....los mayas............la piedra del sol.
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Well today is christmas and i cant wait to open presents!:):):):):):):):):):)
 
What the oreo???? I thought tht was a cookie with creme filling...lol.
 
Theres a bilboard down in texas tht says
" now tht was awkward....."
Then it has a bible verse at tye bottem tht tlkes about the wrld ending....
 
This is the Aztec Calendar... but is funny =D LOL...
 
Wat is it with people and comparing food to inanimate objects......
 
You could've shared this before I over exceeded my credit... well nothing to worry about, hahaha.
 
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Wow.......my teacher said tht he couldnt trust a calender tt couldnt even prodict tht the maya civilization was going to be destroyed by the spaniards 
 
Wow.......my teacher said tht he couldnt trust a calender tt couldnt even prodict tht the maya civilization was going to be destroyed by the spaniards 
 
Well at leats ur teacher isnt completely insane...........lol
 
I´m agree. This is aztec calendar. Please you should precolombian history, and is a bad comparison with a cookie
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Yea.. none of the monthz as calendar sayz about the predict will end e.g none man sayz on the earth but God 'zm bless .. amen.. 
 
hahaha, i laughed a lot every time i saw this AZTEC calendar... and yes, you probably were trolled by media
 
NO the ending is world is depending upon muslim unity when they fail to prove that they r muslim and they ignor the faith /praying then the world will be destroy
 
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THE PERSON WHO HAVE NEGATIVE THOUGHT IS THIKING EVERY TIME ABOUT THE END OF WORLD BUT A PERSON WHO HAVE POSITIVE THOUGHT IS THINKING  AND WORKING ABOUT MAKEING A MEMORY REMEMBERABLE TIME
 
be happy because no one knows what will happen tomorrow 
 
BUT HUMAN ALSO THINK ABOUT TOMORROW BUT DO NOT TRY TO MAKE CURRENT TIME BETTER
 
you need not to think about tomorrow, let tomorrow think about itself 
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