The stupidest, most self-centered, appallingest excuse for an anthropomorphic personification on this or any other plane.
I have ferrets, a English Bulldog, and way to many shiny things. Occasionally I will post about my furry roommate or pictures of them staring at shinny things.. From time to time I will also write reviews on Horror and Sci-Fi books and movies. At last count I have over 40 Zombie audio books, and I am always looking for new ones.
I consider myself the bastard child of H.P. Lovecraft and Douglas Adams. No really growing up those are the two authors that shaped my personality.
At first I seem like the guy you would not want to meet in a dark alley, till you realize I am the biggest goof ball you will ever meet.