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Upgrading From Girlfriend 5.0 To Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.

I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Troubled User..

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Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear”
to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 ! and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support

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I found Wife 2.0 runs much smoother, has a better UI and is far more user friendly :-)
awesome post, i actually laughed out loud for real ha
Wife 1.0 is not a program - it's a VIROS!
Reformat, and reinstall. It's a huge pain, and you'll lose most of your stuff, but in the long run you'll be glad you cleaned your system up earlier rather than later.
I have been running husband 1.0 for almost 11 years. Outside of various bug fixes required, the OS is still going strong.
My wife 1.0 came with a trojan that i couldn't get rid of. Mother in law 1.0 :-(
Sigh husband 1.0 crashed. I'm now running widow beta and it's causing all kinds of system malfunctions.
maria you need to upgrade
Ah, not again the oldest joke in the world spotlighted in what´s hot!
Btw, have you installed the beta version??? LOL
Jon C
Old, but still very relevant :D
Yep, this is as old as Windows, but then now that I'm busy installing my Wife 1.0 I can appreciate it a bit differently.
Lol shud've updated to Girlfriend 6.0 first
don' t care how old it is still laughing :))))
there should be husband version too.. I uninstalled mine
+Oya Şanlı Working on it wait for some time after finish editing i will release Upgrading From Boyfriend 5.0 To Husband 1.0
The only why to get rid of Wife 1.0 is by scrubbing the system with Divorce 8.5. It is an extremely expense program that will probably take you years to pay for and it takes a long time to process but in the end, it gets rid of Wife 1.0
Haha, that is hilarious!
Luckily, I've found that Wife 1.0 never needs upgrading, and proper maintenance leads to fantastic results - you won't be disappointed!

(unless you really were really just looking for the upgrades Girlfriend 7.0 through 22.0 - in that case you may end up going through several Wife upgrade packages unfortunately)
+Mitesh Shah I hope you are not writing the husband version:)) let you wife1.0 to write hahahahah
As a Canadian divorce lawyer I found this not only humorous but an accurate appraisal of what one faces when one attempts to delete wife one program. My congrats to the pragmatic responder!

I have virulent version of Nag Nag 9.x that is on an infinite loop that also increases the system volume with every iteration.

Also, my version of Do Bills 4.x is corrupt and is apparently a wrapper virus for "Spend All The Money 3.6".

Now what??
I installed wife 1.0 and cracked the code. Working beautifully now despite minor fixes once in a while. Girlfriend 5.0 was a disaster. It corrupted all my files.
Girlfriend 5.0 prevents me from upgrading to wife 1.0.
+Oya Şanlı If you wish my wife writes another husband part then you need to wait because still i'm not infected with wife virus ;-)
let's see the suggestions:)) lol
I heard Wife1.0 was too much an unstable release to make it worth installing. I suppose I'll wait until a better version comes around.
+Julian Lutz If you found any better version of wife 1.0 or any patches then inform us
I ran this post on GF5.0, and the system crashed due to an unknown error.
I'm having problems duel booting Girlfriend 5.0 and Wife 1.0. If they ever run together then its the Blue Screen Of Death for me.
Wife OS is expandable to Wife and Child OS or Wife and Kids OS by inserting a hard disk preloaded with the child 1.0 application into the appropriate hard disk repository. expansion takes approximately 40 weeks and is irreversible.

Warning... There is no user manual if you choose to install child 1.0 in the Wife OS.
This post is hilarious as hell.
I'm still running Girlfriend 5.0, after 8 years of running the same program I've come to realize that Wife 1.0 is not necessary since Girlfriend 5.0 apparently has hidden files that upload themselves via WiFi. So now it's girlfriend 5.0 running wife 1.0 files.
+Manuel Rosas Good for you, but good take care of security so Girlfriend 5.0 won't move..
It seems to me wife 1.0 has some sort of virus so you must use your hard drive ....
lol.. here here :)) copy paste to facebook !!
Love the Indian quote below. Also compliments are always a good thing
Wife 1.0 is a user friendly, the software reproduces beautiful children and take care for everything that man like me doesn't need to think about downgrading to girlfriend 5.0 (actually I remember my girlfriend software was 10.0 or even more before I upgraded to wife 1.0) and since we Muslims have the facilities for four operating system, i dont see any problem to update your software from wife 1.0 to wife 2.0. 
Or to install another wife 1.0 for the other operating system loool
Actually Oya, I am married, happily for 18 yrs with Teen 14.0 and Child 11.0. Wouldn't change it for anything. Love 'em to death. She and my boys are my world. If you don't get a pirated copy of Wife 1.0 or try to hack the firewall to have Gilrfriend 5.0, the program tends to run really good.
hehe :) my isp could not stand this and cutting me often :)))
Brilliant ...wife always the the owner manual ..
I can report uptime of 27 years with wife 1.0, and i have no reason to expect that pattern to change
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