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Mimi Herrmann
Worked at ISHPI
Attended Georgetown University
Lives in Washington, DC (and environs)
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What? She's not hurting anyone.
Cape Cod residents complain over busty mermaid sculpture
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Good to know! #mentalillness   #gaming   #pokemongo  
Since Pokémon Go started dominating our lives last week, it's had some surprising impacts. People are feeling strange sensations in their legs as they actually walk around, and players are discovering, err, interesting new things around their...
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An unexpected, but pleasant side effect, cool.
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Well uh...good to know. Now I REALLY want a Tesla!
Autonomous cars may lead to more sex while driving.
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Wait, to have a self-driving car you can have sex in, or because the car is more likely to lead to having sex?  (I mean, the Tesla is kind of sexy - but I don't think I ever scoped it for prone or contortionist comforts...)
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My thoughts on World of Warcraft: Chronicle Volume 1. #gaming  +Blizzard Entertainment 
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Oh #infosec  - the drama is to lol
To me, one of the greatest mysteries of science is how well the drama gene is distributed within the information security sector. And it has never been more on display than at this year's RSA US, last week in San Francisco. For a conference where not Security
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Why am I not surprised? #dumptrump  
The GOP presidential nominee fought hard to avoid giving proceeds from his casino to local charities.
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better than the gym
My rheumotologist is always asking me if I exercise. The answer is no, I don't, if by "exercise" he means go to a gym (which is usually what people mean when they use that word, unless they mean "run", which HAHAHAHAHAHAHA cough wheeze). Where was I? Oh...
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The products probably don't even work (for anti-aging) anyway.
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I've been forgetting to post in this blog for, uh...the last two years. Le Whoops. The main reason I haven't been posting, actually, is that, despite the fact that this is supposed to be a "health and beauty" blog, I have been feeling very ill in the past t...
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Sorta like when Roosh canceled HIS thing. #dumptrump   #gopfail  
GOP front-runner Donald Trump has canceled his Chicago rally citing security concerns. Over 800 people formed protests against Donald…
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Education
  • Georgetown University
    Linguistics, Arabic
  • CACI Language Institute
    Japanese
  • USDA Graduate School
    Comp Sci/Data Proc
Basic Information
Gender
Female
Looking for
Friends, Networking
Birthday
September 24
Relationship
Married
Other names
Mimi Carpenter, Lothie ni Leannain
Story
Tagline
Ah, the life of an Elf.
Introduction
I'm a Network Security Analyst living in Washington, DC, with my husband, our sons, and our pets (currently three cute cats). I also have a daughter who lives in Japan. Network Security is my career and hobby; my first love is Linguistics. Other hobbies include music, writing, podcasting, reading, drawing, knitting, making jewelry, cooking, and video and role playing games (RPG's).
Bragging rights
If you know me, you can list that as your bragging right.
Work
Occupation
Network Security Analyst, Avon Representative, Content Creator
Skills
infosec, networks, human languages, design concepts, writing, fiber art, vocal music
Employment
  • ISHPI
    Information Systems Security Officer, 2012 - 2016
  • Tenable Network Security
    Network Security Analyst, 2010 - 2011
  • Capstone Corp.
    IA Systems Engineer, 2009 - 2010
  • McAfee
    Systems Engineer, 2003 - 2008
  • AAMVA
    Sr. Security Engineer, 2016 - present
Places
Map of the places this user has livedMap of the places this user has livedMap of the places this user has lived
Currently
Washington, DC (and environs)
Previously
Juneau, AK - Yorktown, VA - Pittsfield, MA - Los Angeles - Charlotte, NC
Contact Information
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Phone
(469) 256-8443
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Got my "Juneau slippers" here (although I bought Mucks instead of Xtratufs). Very satisfied.
Quality: ExcellentAppeal: Very GoodService: Excellent
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This is one of the best thrift shops I've been to and I look forward to visiting often.
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reviewed 3 years ago
Affordable is pretty much my new best friend in Juneau. I had bought a car that was not in very good condition. They did what they could for me when it broke down and have YET to charge me. They also did not charge me when I sent them another lemon to look over before I bought it. Most recently, I bought their son's car for about half what it's worth. This is my go-to mechanic and I would recommend them to anybody.
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They're so CHEERFUL O.O
Food: Very GoodDecor: Very GoodService: Excellent
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Before their current management bought them, this place was excellent. However, we couldn't get out of there fast enough after the new management came in. Most of the residents seemed to agree. Don't even bother.
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Ok, so no Greek items, but lots of Asian and Mexican stuff. Good prices!
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Not a long line!
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