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Mike Long
Works at New Colony Publishing
Attended University of New Mexico
Lives in Albuquerque, NM
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Take ten minutes for a some stand-up - https://soundcloud.com/mikelong/ready-for-a-wipe
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A heckler chasing a comic off stage and another one ranting for everyone who didn't leave to go watch the fight... - https://soundcloud.com/mikelong/last-night-at-blackbird
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I never use this site but, because it knows my D.O.B., the "google doodle" changed to a birthday cake just for me today. For one second I thought I might have been famous enough to have my birthday recognized by Google, till I remembered that I had just logged in.

Thanks, +Google+, for wasting my time and getting my hopes up!
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My television debut... in a bathrobe. Enjoy! - http://youtu.be/6hcB0KrkO6w
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Take a sneak peek at "Sweet Nothings: An Indie Musical Comedy" and see what +Phil Hughes has in store next!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/421206194/sweet-nothings-an-indie-musical-comedy

Share a buck, share the link, share the love... Let's get #SweetNothings  into a theater near you!
An Indie Musical Comedy Feature about two misfits, Gwen and Jack, an actress who won't act and a chef who won't cook.
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159 people
Cary G. Allen's profile photo
Jennel McDonald's profile photo
Drew VahnBrun's profile photo
Stephen Smith's profile photo
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Occupation
Alcoholic writer of misanthropic tripe
Employment
  • New Colony Publishing
    Alcoholic writer of misanthropic tripe, present
  • America Online
  • MCI
  • T-Mobile
  • Qwest
  • Verizon
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Currently
Albuquerque, NM
Previously
Belen, NM - Seattle, WA
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Introduction
I am experimenting with self actualization through poor decisions and destructive behavior.  If I were any more of a cliché I would kill myself, though I fear that would only make it worse.
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Mike Long is a writer/comedian who has survived two divorces, seven heart attacks, multiple STD’s, and numerous hospitalizations for mental instability. He once owned a publishing company that crashed, burned, and left him bankrupt. His first novel “Cold Calling” was an unmitigated disaster that is currently available for free on his facebook page. He recently lost 111lbs, and will soon be sent to jail for not paying the child support he owes to a lesbian that he knocked up in an orgy. Due to his constant need for approval (and overwhelming desire to offend) he now works his issues out in front of live audiences whenever possible. He happens to think all of this makes him hilarious, and doesn’t give a shit about your opinion on the matter. http://soundcloud.com/mikelong
Education
  • University of New Mexico
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Gender
Male
Birthday
November 29
Relationship
In a relationship
Other names
Michael R. Long