What does elephant meat taste like?
You're not really on the Paleo diet unless you're gorging yourself on mastodon after chasing it across the continent. The Mastodon's ugly descendant, the modern elephant is, by most accounts, surprisingly delicious.
In 1790, "French gourmand" François Le Vaillant wrote in his journal that elephant meat "exhaled such a savory odour, that I soon tasted and found it to be delicious. I ... could not conceive that so gross and heavy an animal as the Elephant, would afford such delicate food. Never can our modern epicures have such a dainty at their tables; let forced fruits and the contributions of various countries contribute to their luxury, yet cannot they procure so excellent a dish as I have now before me."
The article also has cooking tips. http://www.theawl.com/2012/04/what-does-elephant-taste-like