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"Never forget that your weapon was built by the lowest bidder."

-- Murphy's Laws of Combat
 
Okay this bit of coarse hilarity is worth a scan. What lovely, high-tech times we live in!

https://www.facebook.com/Stonekettle/posts/1052864324748970
Back in my Navy days I was part of a mobile land based special intelligence outfit. It's not necessary for you to know our mission, this isn't about...
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Linked article has graphics for Pluto and Titan as well.
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Remember:
* Wear comfortable shoes.
* Square your shoulders.
* Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

http://onethingconstant.tumblr.com/post/120511303648/songbirde108-mercurialkitty-emmagrant01
songbirde108: “mercurialkitty: “emmagrant01: “clevermanka: “youcangofindatree: “moremetalthanyourmom: “Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc...
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Also, look straight ahead and not at the target. It's not a game of chicken if you aren't playing around.
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When you have profound hearing loss, and don't want to retreat into Deaf culture, this is your world.
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I don't hear very well (due to many ear infections as a child and chickpox on my eardrums). I love subtitles and I hate making phone calls because I have a hard time understanding people when I can't read lips/facial expressions/body language. 
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Apparently there's a tropical storm BLAS now. Didn't know that was even a name.

BLAS ref: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basic_Linear_Algebra_Subprograms
Coastal Watches/Warnings and 5-Day Forecast Cone for Storm Center. Download GIS data. Other images: 5-Day track on – 3-Day track on – 3-Day track off – Interactive · [Image of 5-day forecast and coastal areas under a warning or a watch · Click Here for a Printer Friendly Graphic
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Abbott will blame #44 and call it Jade Helm 16.
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I am in no way endorsing the site. Or the star. :p
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Austin, TX
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Denton, TX - Mansfield, TX - Arlington, TX - Streamwood, IL
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Mad Engineer
Introduction
Mad Scientists discover That Which Man Was Not Meant To Know.
Mad Engineers design That Which Man Was Not Meant To Have.
It's a subtle, but important, distinction: Pure vs. Applied Insanity.
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MSE from UT Austin, 2009; BSEE from UT Austin, 1995.
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Engineering Scientist, Electrical Engineering
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