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Mihai Teodor Lazarescu
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Un barbat se duce la rabin.
- Rabbi, mi se pregateste ceva oribil. Trebuie sa vorbim.
- Dar care-i problema?
- Sotia mea vrea sa ma otraveasca.
- Cum asa?
- Ti-o spun, sunt sigur! Ce sa fac?
- Lasa-ma sa vorbesc cu ea, vad ce-i de facut si-ti spun dupa aceea.
Dupa cateva zile, rabinul il suna pe bietul om.
- Am vorbit trei ore cu sotia ta. Vrei sfatul meu?
- Sigur ca da!
Iar rabinul continua:
- Ia otrava, e mai bine asa…
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Un batran are probleme cu auzul si se duce la un doctor, care ii da un aparat de auz. Peste o luna se intoarce la cabinet
- Aparatul isi face treaba , auzul dvs e perfect…Cred ca familia este foarte bucuroasa ca puteti auzi din nou
- Aa, nu le-am spus inca, doar stau si ascult conversatiile… Mi-am schimbat testamentul de trei ori pana acum.
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BIG mistakes in economic policymaking abound. But it would be hard to find a worse one than energy subsidies. Recent research has shown that they enrich middlemen,...
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A peace group drops a neon 'gay sailor' sign into Swedish waters to repel suspected Russian submarines.
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An anonymous reader writes: You could be excused for not knowing much about Moldova — the small, Eastern European country has a population of around 3 million and occupies about 13,000 square miles of territory. Its GDP is just over $6 billion — which makes accusations that 28-year-old I...
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Soft crash.
jones_supa writes: A dangerous software glitch has been found in the Boeing 787 Dreamliner. If the plane is left turned on for 248 days, it will enter a failsafe mode that will lead to the plane losing all of its power, according to a new directive from the US Federal Aviation Administration. If the...
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10% less than Italians?
UK workers could take every Friday off if they were as productive as other nations - so why aren't we?
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itwbennett writes: A team of developers has created a rootkit for Linux systems that uses the processing power and memory of graphics cards instead of CPUs in order to remain hidden. The rootkit, called Jellyfish, is a proof of concept designed to demonstrate that completely running malware on GPUs ...
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Non è mai una buona notizia quando le cose sfuggono al controllo, specialmente quelle collegate in rete. :-)
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dcblogs writes: A survey of IT professionals that has been conducted in each of the last four years is showing an increase in IT work stress levels. It's a small survey, just over 200 IT workers, and it doesn't account for the age of the respondents. But some are asking whether Millennials, those ag...
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