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Christian Right Calls Al Franken a Liberal Bully for Exposing Their Big Lie
For exposing Focus on the Family's Tom Minnery and his dishonesty at a DOMA hearing, Al Franken is now being accused of being a liberal bull
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A population pyramid, also called an age structure diagram, is a graphical illustration that shows the distribution of various age groups in
David Foster Wallace’s syllabus: Is there any better?
Lately David Foster Wallace seems to be in the air: Is his style still influencing bloggers? Is Jeffrey Eugenides’ bandana-wearing depressed
Osprey Devours Lion In Massive Food-Chain Shake-Up
DAR ES SALAAM—With its dramatic depiction of an osprey stalking, killing, and eating a lion, a video released Tuesday reveals what alarmed s
Nancy Grace Seen In Graveyard Sucking Marrow From Caylee Anthony's Bones
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Area Woman Excited To Finally Experience Unbearable Loneliness Of Having...
SOMERVILLE, MA—After living with roommates for the better part of a decade, local woman Anne Lazar announced Tuesday she was excited to fina
What Would You Do If You Saw A Mouse On An Airplane?
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Congress Continues Debate Over Whether Or Not Nation Should Be Economica...
WASHINGTON—Members of the U.S. Congress reported Wednesday they were continuing to carefully debate the issue of whether or not they should
If I Go Extinct I Swear I Will Take As Many Humans With Me As I Can
I think people always expected that when the time came for us to go extinct, we'd go down all quietlike—that just because we're smal
9/11 Memorial Curators Decide Not To Display Swastika Formed By Twisted ...
NEW YORK—Despite the surprising coincidence of finding a perfectly formed swastika amidst the broken girders of the Twin Towers, 9/11 memori
Emergency Team Of 8th-Grade Civics Teachers Dispatched To Washington
WASHINGTON—With lawmakers still at an impasse over increasing the debt ceiling, a special team of 40 eighth-grade civics teachers was air-dr