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Hi Folks! I have been pretty remiss in writing in my blog lately, but here's a recent post about where I am in my writing process, which has been consuming my life lately -- which is why I haven't been making blog posts. See? A fishus cycle. Hope you enjoy it. It's a short read. It won't take you forever like it usually does. ;)

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Carol Es: About Art and Writing and Baring it All
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Today?
Well, this week, anyway. It's only been 6 months, but Google is supposedly launching podcasts on Google Play today. Or...this week.

The androids have arrived.

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Latest Blog Post - Now with Pancakes

Just kidding, there are no pancakes. Just the latest news about my most recent painting and what's been happening with the memoir I've been working on since 2010: Shrapnel in the San Fernando Valley.

I hope you enjoy it.

#memoirs   #mixedmediapainting   #joshuatree   #firstdraft   
New Blog Entry by Carol Es - Los Angeles Contemporary Artist.
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Gotta love the AT&T website. I've never seen such a continual clusterfuck from such a huge company. I guess good help is hard to find...

#att #websites #dev
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They are also capable of charging you for things that even their own letters prove to be false charges. In other words, eventually they get you by the balls and make your face feel hot.
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Me: Did you hear that Iggy's latest album debuted at #1 on the Billboard chart?
Carol: There must have been a mistake.
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seems tight to me

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Small Press Month is coming to and end. Here's what I think might help make things better.
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I was dreamin' when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray

Let me tell you about bumping in to Prince on a Minneapolis street corner, but first we'll probably talk about, oh, I don't know, hair removal, P.J. Harvey, record reviews, taking a writer's word for something, Rock Steady, big mailboxes, Siskel and Ebert and where their thumbs have been, the Christgau Consumer Guide, artistic merit, Kansas vs. MC5, Brian Eno, a bunch of made-up metal band names and a little personal remembrance of Prince. Sometimes it snows in April, yo.

http://thisisnotatest.com/i-was-dreamin-when-i-wrote-this-forgive-me-if-it-goes-astray/

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Let me tell you about bumping in to Prince on a Minneapolis street corner, but first we’ll probably talk about, oh, I don’t know, hair removal, P.J. Harvey, record reviews, taking a writer’s word for something, Rock Steady, big mailboxes, Siskel and Ebert and where their thumbs have been, the Christgau Consumer Guide, artistic merit, …
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When conducting business online, there's nothing quite like that personal touch.
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You'll read this if you know what's good for you.

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A podcast made me think about this poem I wrote a while back, so this seems like a perfect opportunity to self promote.

I'm crafty like that.
they just came back from a trip, from somewhere, make it from somewhere in eastern Europe, make it Prague because of the cheap beer and because of Kafka. think of Prague and think of a bug on its back and its legs scuttling t...
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and for you late comers, its only about 30 hours to do the entire 60 shows at once! ret set Go!

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Why kids hate poetry and why you probably hate it too - THIS IS NOT A TEST #60

Maybe "hate" is too strong a word, but we'll also go to Space Mountain, talk about wasting time, the smart way to do things, Richie Havens, literary magazines, how long "forever" is on the Internet, the answer to some people's dreams, your AOL connection, The Knucklehead Chronicle, baby frogs, an uncaring universe, taking the small press world mainstream, playing "Stairway to Heaven" in 2016, the wisdom of the ages, cutting off your own head, ducks, rhyming children's poems, academic poets, forks, Paris, Prague, Istanbul, Kansas and Vienna, Bukowski, Bukowski, Bukowski, the yout' dem, butterflies, your mother, hunchbacks (not saying your mother is a hunchback, but...), bullshit detectors and puppets.

http://thisisnotatest.com/why-kids-hate-poetry-and-why-you-probably-hate-it-too-this-is-not-a-test-60/

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Maybe “hate” is too strong a word, but we’ll also go to Space Mountain, talk about wasting time, the smart way to do things, Richie Havens, literary magazines, how long “forever” is on the Internet, the answer to some people’s dreams, your AOL connection, The Knucklehead Chronicle, baby frogs, an uncaring universe, taking the small …
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Thank you sir. I put Otherppl in my list, but haven't given it a listen yet. 
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Did you know you could get a limited edition version of the first ever animated film by +Carol Es?

There are only 40 of them, and it's worth seeing the film in high definition. During the gallery installation it played on a little color TV from the 80s, so very few people have seen it in all its glory.

And it's cheap, yo!

http://esart.com/artwork/special-editions/up-to-now-movie/

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that was a great little film.
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What kind of unconscionably horrible savagery is this?!
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    1976 - 1978
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    Itinerant punk rock and reggae musician, 1977 - 1990
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You might find me on mjp Books, weirdo Ink Poems or on the awesome Charles Bukowski, American Author site. You might also find me doing a podcast. Sure, why not. I have a microphone. Check out THIS IS NOT A TEST. Really. Go do it now.

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    Started at Host Collective as - nothing, really. They said, "Well, we want you to come work with us, but we're not sure what you'll do," which was pretty cool. Learned all the systems and wound up being Operations Manger for a few years, then invented the job I do now, which has the title "Director of Communications," but is really about 10 different things rolled into one.
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    I was with PowWeb up until the sale to EIG, at which point I had to leave because EIG was gutting the place and it was too painful to stay and watch that happen.
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    Affinity was one of the first purpose-built web site hosting companies that wasn't an offshoot of some network or telco.
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    Printer, offset presses; Multilith, AB Dick, 1977 - 1992
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Funny, I see this place is owned by the same company that owns Hotel Avante in Silicon Valley, which I reviewed earlier. I stayed at the Lincoln Hotel before it was bought by the boutique boys, and it was a slightly different kind of joint. It was close to TUTS where we often played in 1980, 81, and one night we decided to stay at the Lincoln rather than make the drive back to Minneapolis. A room was $12 - for all five of us - and we paid through a small hole in a big piece of bulletproof glass. So you can kind of see where this is going. Early the next morning a very large male maid in a female maid uniform came through the door. We were all sprawled all over the place, two to a bed, on the floor, in chairs. "Oh mercy! Look at what we have here! The band is in town! Ooh! A couple of us cracked our eyes open. "Don't you worry honey, I'm going to clean up for you, you just stay right there gorgeous." She takes a big ratty old feather duster and runs it across the top of the broken TV. "Oh my word, lordy, you boys! I just...mmm, mmm, now what so ever am I to do?" Eventually she left and we got up and loaded everything into the van and drove back to the Twin Cities. I think it should end right there.
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One of them there "boutique" hotels. Stayed here twice for Silicon Valley Code Camp, in 2012 and 2013, and may well stay here again this year. I don't know, since I don't choose my own digs for those trips (yes, we did stay there again in 2014). Now, boutique hotels can go a couple of different ways. Some of them try way too hard and you just feel bad for them while you're there. Others try just enough, and the Avante is one of those. It's comfortable, low key, everyone's cool. Pretty much exactly what you want from one of these joints. No amenities to speak of (such as bar, food, etc.), but a decent come-as-you-are breakfast every day, and cold lemon water in the lobby. Like I said, they aren't trying *too* hard. And that's good. Last time we were there I was given a room right off the lobby and thought, "Oh man, this is going to stink like last week's cheese!" But it didn't. It was quiet and lovely and after a day or so I was digging the proximity, if you get my drift. Walk to breakfast? Sure, I think I can make it 20 feet in that direction. There's nothing to see out of any of the windows here anyway, so the location of your room is kind of a non-issue. Hmm, some of the things I've said here could be construed as negative, but I recommend the place if you're staying in the area. And what an area it is. Silicon Valley. Ugh. THE RISE OF THE MACHINES indeed.
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I've stayed at the 29 Palms Inn a few times, and it's always been great. Normally when we go to Joshua Tree we rent a house, the more secluded the better. That's the high desert to me - quiet and wild and weird. But the 29 Palms Inn is a different kind of ride. You're still in the desert (east of Joshua Tree), but you can walk in your bathrobe to the restaurant/bar/pool area. So it's not isolated and it's not exceptionally private (but it is reasonably private), but then those isolated quiet places don't have swimming pools and bars. So there's that. The place is laid out in a kind of circle of bungalows in various sizes and states of primitive decay. Some of them are really old, so if you're into luxury, this ain't your spot. Try Two Bunch Palms for more of that (though that place isn't exactly five stars either...just a different vibe). 29 Palms Inn is down and dirty, just like the desert should be. I said "decay," and it occurs to me that some people could take that the wrong way. Mainly, I suspect, those who have never been to the desert. The desert is decay. Everything natural and man made is being worn away by the overwhelming desertness of desert itself. Decay and collapse of everything and everyone is inevitable. So everything out there has that patina of impermanence. That's what I meant by decay. Good, natural decay. So yeah, recommended by mjp. For what that's worth. If you're going to Joshua Tree or 29 Palms for a weekend or a short stay, you couldn't find a better spot.
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reviewed a year ago
Stayed here many times in the early 80s when I had very little money and still labored under the foolish belief that San Francisco was a city worth visiting. I see it is considered to be a "boutique" hotel now, but back in the day it was just old and comfortable. And far and away the cheapest hotel in San Francisco that wasn't a flophouse or hostel. On one of my visits I was laying on top of the still-made bed, catching a little rest after the long drive up from Los Angeles when someone from the hotel unlocked the door and walked in with a couple of (prospective?) hotel guests in tow. I sat up and said something along the lines of, "What the fuck?" and they left. The hotel employee didn't say, "Oh! Sorry," or "Excuse me," they just left, like I was an inconvenience or a squatter they didn't want to have a run-in with. Which is fine, I should have put the latch on the door. But another time I was in Oakland with a friend, and we needed a place to stay for the night before driving back to Los Angeles the next morning. He wanted to stay in San Francisco, since he'd never been there, so I said, "Ah, I know a place!" I called from a pay phone to ask them to hold a room, and they said there was no need, they had plenty of empty rooms. So we rolled up, found somewhere to park (a feat in itself) and walked in. "Oh, sorry," they said, "no rooms! All full up!" Did I mention my friend was black? And both of us sporting dreadlocks? You think that had anything to do with the sudden lack of rooms? So yeah, kind of Mississippi in the 60s vibe going on there at the time. I'm sure they wouldn't turn away black people now. You know, with the pesky discrimination laws and all. Woo! San Francisco! Never a more useless city full of people who truly believe that they are living charmed lives of perpetual awesomeness. As Gandhi said, "whatever."
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Stayed at the Westgate for six days for the New Media Expo. It was about what you'd expect for a Las Vegas hotel/casino. They're all pretty much the same. The room service was pretty good - good quality, reasonably fast. Housekeeping left me alone while I was there, which is what I want (just "fresh towels and grapefruit," as Hunter Thompson would say...). All the employees were cool. No one copped an attitude with me while I was there. The place was (is?) undergoing renovation though, so that was kind of a drag. I will say though, that you've never seen people lay carpet faster than they do in a Las Vegas casino. Because when they tear up the old carpet they have to shut down the games. And they don't want to shut down the games. I swear I'd leave for the conference in the morning, and when I came back in the evening they'd have carpeted half a football field of space and moved all the games back. It was impressive. They'll never work that fast in your house or office, I guarantee that. That's what I remember about the Westgate. Oh, and there's a monorail stop right in the lobby, that's pretty cool. You can get anywhere you want to go - on the east side of the strip anyway - on that monorail. I don't gamble, so I can't comment on the quality of their games or the looseness of their slots or prostitutes. Otherwise, it's good for what it is, but they're all pretty much the same.
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reviewed 11 months ago
Stayed at the Midtown Atlanta W in September of 2013 for the first Social Shakeup conference. If you've never seen Amy Schumer's bit about W hotels - either in her stand up or on her show - check it out, because she hits the nail on the head. In a nutshell: everyone here is way too cool for you. Which is kind of funny, because the hotel itself is hardly anything special. I needed something, I can't remember what it was, and the front desk directed me to the only shop in the place, which seemed to sell nothing but $200 bathrobes, perfume, and some brown, prickly thing that - I assume - relieves all your stress. I already had perfume, so I hit the street, picked a direction and started walking. There was nothing around the hotel for blocks...not a drugstore, convenience store, bodega or cart. So I trudged all the way back, only to discover (for myself) that there is an entire little mini mall - with a convenience store - attached to the hotel. Should I have noticed that or seen it somehow before I struck out on my own? Maybe. But what do I know? I ain't from there, you dig? Why didn't "Miss Front Desk 2013" tell me about it? I don't know, man. Too cool, too cool. I usually have luck "picking a direction" and walking around an unfamiliar city. Just not this time, not in Midtown Atlanta. Anyway, all the hallways in the hotel smelled like herb, which isn't necessarily a bad thing, unless it's a bad thing for you. Room was wannabe boutique chic, but really more "New Jersey fabulous," which makes the staff's THIS IS THE COOLEST PLACE IN THE WORLD AND YOU ARE NOT EVEN MARGINALLY COOL attitude kind of charmingly cute. I wanted to pat every last one of them on their heads and say, "Yes sweetheart, you are really, really cool. Okay? Feel better?" Shitty place to have a conference, great place to bring your Atlanta mistress. You can both get really high and then go buy her a souvenir bathrobe. You're already making reservations, aren't you? #WAtlantaMidtownReviews
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Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Stayed here a couple of times during a tour of Tunisia with a reggae band. Back when you could do things like that without being, you know, murdered or something. Tunisia is a funny place, and by funny I mean really strange and wonderful while simultaneously being very often downright horrible. So after a few days in the dust and weird little Tunisian "hotels" that I think were really people's houses, it was always nice to step into the El Mechtel and find a clean bed and some sort of almost food. I say that only because we were all vegetarians (and one of us ate only fish - I mean, that's all he ate, never saw him eat anything that didn't have gills), so food was always an issue. I think I lost 20 pounds in Tunisia, and I didn't have a lot of extra weight to throw away at the time. So maybe that's a recommendation, to check out Tunisia if you need to lose weight. I'll have to look at my notes from the trip to see if any of the other "hotels" are still around, but considering the recent troubles and unpleasantries, that seems unlikely. I feel bad for the people in Tunisia now, but honestly I felt bad for them back then, during "peaceful" times. Because even during such times there always seemed to be a political assassination or ethnic murder happening, and the infrastructure was lacking, you could say, as the streets and every other empty spot of land was covered with garbage. That kind of thing really wears you down after a while, so I can only imagine living in it every day. Kind of like New York City in the 1970s. In fact, Tunisia was a lot like New York City in the 70s. So if you're looking for that sort of nostalgic romp through bleak decay, there you go. But the history - it's dripping from everything and everyone. You're wrapped in it the moment you step off the plane into the heat and noise. Cities built right on top of old civilizations are something you just have to experience and take as they come. Everything's different, and that can be an unforgettable ride. One night while bumping through the endless olive groves in our little bus, through the window I saw two very bright meteors, one right after the other, and thought, man, this place is something else. And it was.
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