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How to hypnotize a lizard

In which and wherein I proceed to speak on subjects as confounding and diverse as particles, time, unemployment, maximizing one's potential, training chickens, meaning and purpose, milk trucks, the pervasive mystery of Atlassian Confluence, rhythm, mojo, management philosophies, buying and selling, Joe Strummer, Lake Woebegone and the End of the Road in Homer Alaska, Craigslist, fear and loathing in the grocery store, yard sales, Ronald Reagan, Mikhail Gorbachev, the dark apocalypse, seven-and-a-half billion handbags, and Hootie and the Blowfish.

https://thisisnotatest.com/how-to-hypnotize-a-lizard/

#podcast #thisisnotatest #unemployment #lizards
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When you have to get ALL the channels...
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This bird comes around every day and perches on our side car mirrors (only the right side), flapping around and trying to fly INTO the mirror over and over. For an hour every day. If I fold the mirror in, it still tries to get in. All of which seems to contradict a recent National Geographic article I read the other day about how smart birds are...
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Wonder why the Los Angeles marathon route leaves Santa Monica boulevard twice on weird, unnecessary zig zags, and coincidentally just happens to pass the front door of a Four Seasons hotel each time. Is this 21st century product placement?
#LAMarathon #FourSeasonsHotel #conspiracytheory
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For all you Spotifyers out there.
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I wish Peter Tosh could have lived to see this day. Legal delivery to your door? I love America. This part of it anyway.

#petertosh #legalherb #legalizeit #herbdelivery
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What could possibly go wrong?

This one may sound a little weird because it's the first episode recorded in the new studio (a.k.a. the spare bedroom of the house we just moved in to). Try to ignore the echo and instead just revel in the hilarity of bronchitis, 768 Kbps Internet, rain on cardboard boxes, hustlers and con artists, Sylvester Stallone and Ariana Grande, landlines, landlords, lunatics, putting an 'i' or an 'e' in front of every name or service in the 90s, Pringles, silence, power outages, gorillas, roller coasters and getting fired from your job.

https://thisisnotatest.com/what-could-possibly-go-wrong/

#podcast #thisisnotatest #yourefired #moving
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We accidentally closed Gemma up in the garage for about an hour the other night. She did not take the insult lying down.
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You can make a statement, but keep it brief

Oh Canada, the San Gabriel Valley, LSD, white bread, the Oscar race (pretty sure he's white - har har), the wonderful and marvelous (and now dead) Joe Frank, the proximity effect, Craigslist again because apparently I'm a masochist, and last but not least on this abbreviated episode for an abbreviated month: how I became a Bitcoin millionaire!

https://thisisnotatest.com/can-make-statement-keep-brief/

#podcast #thisisnotatest #bitcoin #moving
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