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Michael Montoure
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So, as I’m sure you remember from my last post — what’s that? You don’t remember my last post? Well — it was a while ago. You should probably go read that first and then come back: “Always Working On The Wrong Thing: Guilt, Fear & Procrastination” So, as…
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Look out! What’s that sneaking up behind you? Why, it looks like it’s another Crypticon, Seattle’s very own horror convention! And once again, I will be returning as a panelist, and if you’re going to be there, you should totally come to my panels, and if…
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I had a moment, driving home last night, when a sentence popped into my head that struck me as something that Nikki Velvet, my lead character from Still Life, would say. And just like that, I think I have the first line of my next novel. Sometimes, tiny…
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'Test', with the subtext 'bloodletters.com'. :)
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"uh.. guys? Mr. Montoure scares me."  ... "I've seen ghosts. Tell him to bring his scariest story."
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Here’s a strange little fairytale for you this week, one of my favorites. As always, please share this link with your friends, and please leave me a review if you like it. Thanks! Don’t have a Kindle? Get one here, or download a free Kindle reading…
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In ancient Rome, there was a poem About a dog who found two bones He picked at one, he licked the other He went in circles, he dropped dead — DEVO, “Freedom of Choice” Okay, so you may have noticed that I haven’t started blogging regularly like I said I…
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So yesterday, somewhere on Facebook, I think, I saw one of those quotes for writers — you know the kind, a quote that’s meant to be “inspirational?” Here’s the pearl of wisdom in question: “I can write anywhere. If the story is in you, it’ll come out…
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And here I thought I had successfully dragged you out of The Club .
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Don’t you hate those posts on blogs that basically just say, “Sorry I haven’t been blogging!” Well, this is one of those, kind of. Sorry. I haven’t posted anything here in, ohhhh-hh, let’s say six months. It’s not that I don’t have an active, visible…
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A creepy, grisly little piece to start your week off right. As always, please share this link with your friends, and please leave me a review if you like it. Thanks! Don’t have a Kindle? Get one here, or download a free Kindle reading app for your PC,…
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Writer, Web Developer
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  • Writer, Web Developer, present
  • Blue Utopia, Classmates, Talking Dog Media, Linux Journal
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Seattle, WA
Previously
Seattle, WA
Story
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Mad, bad, and dangerous to know
Introduction
Michael Montoure is a writer, web developer, party engineer, filmmaker, and experience designer.
Bragging rights
My cat can eat a *whole* watermelon.
Education
  • University of Washington
  • UW Early Entrance Program
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The Bringer of Ultimate Darkness at the End of Days, The Emperor of Ashes and Tears, Mr. Cuddles