[crazy storm raging outside, moved a heavy patio recliner]
Well, there's a little bit of a system happening outside of the metro, so you may be hearing a little noise, but nothing severe.
[lower patio is a tiny pond now]
The metro might have a quarter of an inch of rain per hour, up to 30mph wind gusts.
[sounds like armageddon]
15mins later HOLY SHIT! SEVERE T-STORM WARNING! HAIL AND 60MPH+ WINDS! 4 INCHES PER HOUR! WE'RE ALL DOOOOOMED!!!
I think the weekend evening crew was playing too much Pokémon or something.