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Michael Kuechenmeister
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Man, Bastille just kills it on their covers. I love it when musicians really make a song their own, and they do it well!
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LOL, fantastic job, Klepper.
Jordan Klepper measures Donald Trump's Christian values against the Bible.
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I was about ready to visit this park with a lure set a few blocks away, but then I checked who set the lure, and then.... maybe not.
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Curiously, +Jerome Phiffer's advice also applies if you want to be the very worst... as example, the screen name chosen by the park visitor Michael noted. ;-)
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I laughed harder than what was probably warranted. That is hilarious.
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Holy. Shit.
“Where did any other sub-group of people contribute more to civilization?”
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+Al Middleton​​ it's tough to be a white Republican! I can't imagine being a black Republican. Had to give the party up; I'm for smaller government, but that stopped being the platform years ago. Now it's just hate and greed. And ignorance. And insanity. 
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The heat index was 109 at 5pm, and people were still outside hunting Pokémon. I don't think I'm quite that dedicated.
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Tsk. A real man would have. Go hand in your (poke)balls. 😉
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Third Eye Blind made me laugh today.
Like Bruce Willis drilling himself into the core of an evil asteroid, Third Eye Blind performed to a sea of GOPers at a charity concert in Cleveland last night with the apparent intention of pissing everyone off.
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@DaveOshry @anniefuchsia lmao Pokemon Go is getting all the gamers out to the real world. Where graphics are on realistic and you feel air . Oshry @ Home. Jul 11. Oshry @ Home @DaveOshry. @NorthernlionLP I got it off Facebook, actually. How dare you. What subreddit?
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Some people seem obsessed about how much they don't play.
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Yeah man. Until Pokemon though, it really wasn't very useful in my book. When you wanted to trade or battle in pokemon though. You bust out that transfer cable and get to work!
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[crazy storm raging outside, moved a heavy patio recliner]
Well, there's a little bit of a system happening outside of the metro, so you may be hearing a little noise, but nothing severe.
[lower patio is a tiny pond now]
The metro might have a quarter of an inch of rain per hour, up to 30mph wind gusts.
[sounds like armageddon]
15mins later HOLY SHIT! SEVERE T-STORM WARNING! HAIL AND 60MPH+ WINDS! 4 INCHES PER HOUR! WE'RE ALL DOOOOOMED!!!

I think the weekend evening crew was playing too much Pokémon or something.
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Hail?
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