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Michael Garcia (The Crazy GM)
Works at Dead Rat Publishing
Attends Miskatonic University
Lives in Pawnee, OK
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Work
Occupation
Freelance Monkey
Employment
  • Dead Rat Publishing
    Pope, 2013 - present
  • Post Mortem Studios
    Freelance Writer, 2011 - present
  • Disabled
    Disabled, 2007 - present
  • Occult Moon
    Pope, 2011 - 2012
  • Savage Mojo Ltd.
    Freelance Designer, 2011 - 2011
  • Sigil Entertainment Group
    Freelance Designer, 2011 - 2011
  • US Cellular
    System Administrator, 2008 - 2009
  • Oklahoma Department of Corrections
    Correctional Officer II, 2006 - 2007
  • Pronto Print
    Technician / Press Operator, 2005 - 2006
  • EDX Computers
    Head Technitian, 2002 - 2005
  • United States Army
    PFC - 31F, 2001 - 2001
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Currently
Pawnee, OK
Previously
Stillwater, OK - Oklahoma City, OK - Rio Grande, TX - Savannah, GA - Knoxville, TN - Altus, OK - Alice, TX - San Diego, TX - Geuda Springs, KS - Cheney, KS - Ardmore, OK - Oak Ridge, TN
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(580) 319-9406
Email
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thecrazygm@gmail.com
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Story
Tagline
RPG Enthusiast and Legally Crazy GM.
Introduction
About Me:
  • Writter
  • Designer
  • Freelance Monkey
  • Prospective Self-Publisher
Bragging rights
I walk the fine line between genius and sanity.
Education
  • Miskatonic University
    Literature, 1982 - present
  • Stillwater Highschool
    Diploma, 1996 - 2000
Basic Information
Gender
Male
Birthday
February 8, 1982
Relationship
In a relationship
Other names
Mike, Maikeru

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Michael Garcia

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Cough cough. Hack hack. Stay back.
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Hope you feel better
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I'm so tired of being sick. Have I missed much of anything over the last week?
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Sick and tired of sick and tired and sic and tired
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Also accepted: "NOPE"
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Oh no!
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No more long walking.
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I swear I have been sick for like 6 weeks now.
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Become a teacher. You'll be sick all day every day for the first few years. Still, it at least means you're still ticking man.
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My blog has no real purpose right now. So I am asking  you guys what would you like to see. I'm at a loss.

http://www.thecrazygm.com
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Aye, write whatever you feel like.  Then post it.  Then write more of that again.  On occasion, give it a menacing glance and say "Fuck off blog.  I have other things to do."
 
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This just in... I'm still alive and well, just really busy the last week or so.
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Because if you do die and don't let us know... well we may very well never talk to you again.
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I apologize for not posting much I have had the flu for what seems like 2 weeks.
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I've been getting plenty of rest, and the fevers come and go. Doc seems to think i'll be fine.
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I have a logic question.
If a player gets a cursed sword (say just a simple -1) then later is attacked by a monster that can only be hit by magic weapons, does it work? Technically it is a magic weapon.
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My favorite was the cursed sword of ever striking. It drained the hit points you needed to hit. For example, if you needed 19 and rolled 15, you lost 4 hit points. That was multiplied by whatever plus +1. So it if needed +1, you lost 8 hit points, +2 12 hit points, etc...
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